Saturday, December 10, 2016

Economic Christmas Shopping

Remember this weekend you have a choice:

Waste time in the car,
Commuting to Wal-mart, Target, and the mall
Spending hours finding gifts that don't exist
Only to spend hours more in lines when you find that ONE gift that does
Dealing with the lemmings and sheeple who clog the highways with mall traffic
Which is only going to get MUCH WORSE by next weekend


You can avoid all that headache and hassle
Increasing your life expectancy
Spend precious weekend hours with your family and loved ones
By SIMPLY doing ALL your online shopping via Cappy's Amazon account.

It's the cheaper, faster, safer, healthier, happier, and SMARTER way to do your shopping, not just for Christmas, but ALL your shopping.

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