As you all know instead of going on with lengthy legal disclaimers about investing if I wish to talk about investing, I opt instead to pick the WORST STOCKS POSSIBLE and then beg and plead with you not to invest in them because;
1. They are highly speculative.
2. They are highly risky.
3. You are pretty much guaranteed to lose any money you throw into them.
4. Only single people with no children and a rich uncle can afford to invest in these stocks.
5. You will contract ebola if you do.
6. You will have obese children should you procreate.
7. Hilary Clinton will become president.
But no, you idiots and morons out there are not going to heed my warning and still insist on losing all your money just like I'm about to with this stock.
Shouldn't be too big a surprise, it was on Drudge a couple days back. They claim they are attempting to make a vaccine for the HIV virus. I say "claim" because no doubt they're probably taking all their capital and spending it all on styrafoam shrubs. And hey, ain't that just like me? I always pick the loser stocks.
So please, whatever you do,
DO NOT INVEST IN GOVX!
PLAGUE, FAMINE AND CARROT TOP WILL ENSUE!
A POX UPON YOUR FAMILY AND GENERATIONS TO COME!
THE MACARENA WILL RETURN!
AND THE IRISH WILL DANCE TO IT!
AND THE BRITS WILL COOK
AND THE FRENCH WILL FIGHT!!!
DOGS AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER! MASS HYSTERIA!!!
All because you were foolish enough to invest in this never-to-be-profitable venture.