So I get a call from one of the districts I'm teaching at and guess what;
TWICE AS MANY WOMEN IN ALL THREE OF MY DANCE CLASSES AS MEN!
Now, I know I've pointed this out before. And I have berated all you men to no effect in an attempt to get you off your lazy asses and go learn how to dance.
But all I get is;
"But I don't know how to dance. " - No sh!t Sherlock! That's why you take the class!
"But I don't have a date." - DUH! Like you need one?
"I don't like to dance." - Tough. Besides, who said anything about liking to dance. There's no better way to meet nicer, accomplished, EMPLOYED women. I can't count the number of dames I've dated over the years LITERALLY because there was so many of them ALL BECAUSE OF DANCE!
Now I'm dead serious about this. I know not all of you male Captain Capitalismites out there can attend, but you local guys have no excuse. Contact me here. I NEED MEN TO SIGN UP FOR CLASSES AS EVEN AS SOON AS TONIGHT. And I have plenty more classes starting in the near future.
Ladies, you certainly can sign up too, it's just I really need men.