Wednesday, March 30, 2016

New SURE FIRE Retirement Plan for Boomers!

Look!  You can "fight the system maaaan" AND retire at the same time!  Free food, clothing, lodging and health care!


David v. Rudisill said...

My Dad and some uncles did prison time, and the older I get, the more hospitable prison seems.

You get three meals a day.
You don't have to pay bills.
You don't have to work or look for a job.
You get plenty of time to workout, read, study.
You get to watch TV, listen to radio, etc.
You get medical care and a nearly guaranteed job.

In some ways it doesn't sound so bad.

Faithless Cynic said...

I live in a dumblib state with no death penalty for murder. The silver haired mooches can just kill someone. Easy Peasey :-)

Tucanae Services said...

Note to Cappy:

You assume that CONUS is not a prison system, sea to sea, already. Yet facts are not in evidence to support the assertion.

TroperA said...

It doesn't sound bad, but you want to make sure you commit a white collar crime so you get sent to one of those Club Med prisons, not one of those Federal PITA prisons with the gangrape.