Monday, March 30, 2020

A Laundry List of Lessons Millennials Should Have Learned By Now

Below is the Table of Contents to "How Not to Become a Millennial."  It is an exhaustive 425 page study on the failures, mistakes, catastrophes, and disasters of the Millennial generation, and the solutions to them.

The solutions - unfortunately, like most solutions - cannot turn back time.  Solutions only work for those with a future or for those who have not destroyed their lives, rendering the book more of a salvation guide for Gen Z and an academic study for those with a mere intellectual interest in generational parasitism and warfare.  If there's any benefit for the Millennial reader, it would be sanity to know that "no, it's not really your fault."

Regardless consider purchasing a copy for yourself or for any young person you wish to spare the fate of the Millennials.

TABLE OF CONTENTS


Part I THE DISASTER

Chapter 1 – The Largest American Social Experiment 10
Chapter 2 – The Guinea Pig Generation 14
Chapter 3 – The Worst Failure in American History 39
Chapter 4 – Never Trust Anybody Over 30 106
Chapter 5 – The Teacher & Professor Boomers 113
Chapter 6 – The Political Boomers 118
Chapter 7 – The Feminist Boomers 125
Chapter 8 – The Psychology Boomers 130
Chapter 9 – The Boss Boomers 138
Chapter 10 – The Parent Boomers 167
Chapter 11 – Boomers v. 2.0 187
Chapter 12 – The Lying Industrial Complex 196

Part II THE RECOVERY

STOP BEING STUPID
Chapter 13 – Your Dreams are Stupid 207
Chapter 14 – Stop Majoring in Stupid Shit 223
Chapter 15 – You Are Not Independent Minded,
Unique or Smart. You are a Conformist 239
Chapter 16 – Yes, You Have to Pay Back Your Student Loans 243
Chapter 17 – Your Career is NOT the Most
Important Thing in Life 253
Chapter 18 – Lazy People Work Twice as Hard 263


TRAITS VS. ACCOMPLISHMENTS
Chapter 19 – Your Gender Has No Value 269
Chapter 20 – Your Race has No Value 288
Chapter 21 – No, You Do Not Have a Mental Illness 296
Chapter 22 – No, You are Not a Balbasaursexual 303
Chapter 23 – Your Politics Have No Value 309
Chapter 24 – Accomplishments vs. Traits 316

STOP BEING UGLY
Chapter 25 – Big is Not Beautiful 322
Chapter 26 – Soy is Not Sexy 332
Chapter 27 – Stop Mutilating Your Body 339
Chapter 28 – Have Pride in Your Public Appearance 345

MEN UNFORTUNATELY EXIST
Chapter 29 – Sperm Donors and Taxpayers 353
Chapter 30 – Fathers are Not Optional 362
Chapter 31 – Men are Not Toxic 376

IT’S OK TO BE A WOMAN 381

ADVICE YOUR FATHER SHOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU
Chapter 32 – The World Does Not Owe You a Living 383
Chapter 33 – You Are Not Oppressed, Discriminated
Against, or Unlucky. Life Just Sucks That Much. 402
Chapter 34 – Everything is Your Fault 412
Chapter 35 – Self Love is for the Worthless 418
Chapter 36 – Other Humans are
the Only Thing That Matter in Life 426

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm a millennial, but hate most of my generation and dont really need the advice since I have my shit together.

Ill still buy it though. Cant wait to read the stop mutilating your body section.

Anonymous said...

All this advice is useless. Boomers and Gen-Xers will still continue to hire tatted up Millennial degenerates. I have zero tattoos and tell people having one is degenerate all the time. Yet I get passed over for promotions and am disqualified before being hired. Damn near everyone I interact with in the working world would fail a random hair follice drug test as well. This includes Boomers and Gen-Xers. They are Millenial lite.

Tucanae Services said...

"Chapter 34 – Everything is Your Fault 412"

Hmmmmm. I think I would have titled that chapter --

"Chapter 34 – Everything is Your Responsibility 412"

Not everything is your fault, but it is certainly your responsibility for what needs to be corrected. Subtle difference.

tdcommenter said...

Started reading it. It is a really good book. I will definitely leave a review after I finish it.

Faithless Cynic said...

There is a slender, shapely millennial female at my work who has the most amazingly beautiful face I have ever seen. I have never seen a movie actress who was this gorgeous. The female in question always wore long sleeved blouses and usually a shawl over top. I just thought she was cold or being fashionable. The other day she wore short sleeves. NASTY FULL SLEEVE TATS ON BOTH ARMS. The tats are Philippine Whorehouse grade, done by a crack head with shaky hands.

Why in the world would a woman with her natural beauty ruin herself?

A Texan said...

All this advice is useless. Boomers and Gen-Xers will still continue to hire tatted up Millennial degenerates. I have zero tattoos and tell people having one is degenerate all the time. Yet I get passed over for promotions and am disqualified before being hired. Damn near everyone I interact with in the working world would fail a random hair follice drug test as well. This includes Boomers and Gen-Xers. They are Millenial lite.

I to can personally attest that being able to speak and write in complete sentences is not really valued. I can pass the pea test and hair test to when it come to drugs. Yet, corporate America claims they can not find these 'skillz' people.

I do have some friends tattoos, but it's not really my thing. I certainly won't date a woman with tattoos.

Red Pill Wisdom said...

"Faithless Cynic said...
...
Why in the world would a woman with her natural beauty ruin herself?"


For the same old reason that young women follow the feminist/misandric 'path of life' while they're young, and suddenly do the "I'm a Good Girl now, and I want a family ASAP; Where are all the Good Men?" when they leave the Carousel and smash face-first into The Wall.

Be glad for tattoos -- they're visible warnings like a klaxon alarm, or a big red flashing neon sign that read, "DANGER: STAY CLEAR / APPROACH AT YOUR OWN RISK", or "HERE THERE BE DRAGONS".
If only COVID-19 was as obvious...

Maniac said...

"Why in the world would a woman with her natural beauty ruin herself?"

I find myself asking that question when I see those before-and-after pics of the Antifa girl who earned herself a knuckle sandwich at a political rally a few years ago. What a waste.