Working on my next project and in my research came across this gem.
Millennials' #2 concern is "finishing their education."
THE AVERAGE MILLENNIAL IS 30!
Dude, you are 40% DEAD! Your youth is ENTIRELY GONE! When the fuck do you call it quits, admit school has been a scam, get a fucking job, and start living life. You've been in school for A QUARTER FUCKING CENTURY and you're STILL FINISHING EDUCATION??????
Future leaders my ass.