Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Retroactive Grade Inflation

Swear to the Patron Saint's Name of Frick, we need to start nuking law schools


Unknown said...

"Success" distribution at it's finest.

Donttreadonmatt said...

"When everyone is special, no one is." - The Incredibles

We are so done, and it's so not funny it's becoming hilarious.

Aaron said...

Just waiting for some ivory tower know-it-all nut job to demand (via legislation, of course) that GPA adjustments be destributed "more equally" to minorities and women.

It would be an awesome example of the codification of institutionalized mediocrity.

Anonymous said...

Nuke law schools? Nah - just start using lawyers instead of rats in lab experiments. There was a whole list of reasons why that circulated a while ago. One was that technicians sometimes become fond of their rats. The best reason was that there are some things which rats just won't do.

Tom said...

Cool, can I get a retroactive law degree?

Anonymous said...

What would you expect from an industry full of douche bags?! Get them cheating and lying as early as possible so they can compete with the other assholes in this field!!

Asshole lawyer - "Hey, did someone look sideways at you today?"

Soon-to-be Victim - "Sure, why not!"

Asshole Lawyer - "Then let's go after him!!"