Good and final news everyone.
If you did not know, the Ole Captain had a health scare that lasted just shy of 2 months. It originally started as something potentially wrong with my liver/gall bladder/pancreas/right side/area, to them finding a growth on my liver, to finding out that growth had been then since I was born and it was nothing, to "are you sure there's nothing wrong with my liver," to "what the heck is this feeling on my side then?"
After a CT scan, an MRI, and a final ultrasound, it turns out everything is perfectly fine (especially my liver, apparently it's in excellent shape, which is almost a miracle enough for me to believe in divine intervention now). And after experimenting with my diet, cutting out coffee and caffeine, as well as avoiding stressful situations, it is most very likely an irritation in my digestive track triggered by stress and acidic foods/drinks.
If I avoid traffic, misbehaved children, and Minnesota dumbasses in the left lane, as well as coffee, I feel perfectly fine, and will slowly be ramping up my production from 75% back to 100%, but never again to the 150% I was running at before.
Consequently, my book "How Not to Become a Millennial" will be delayed into December, possibly January as I will be taking a less-aggressive writing schedule to finish it. I also have decided to write a short essay as timing demands it be written now which will further postpone the book. I will still try to do two podcasts a week, but will be taking the occasional day off if need be to either rest, calm down, or work on other projects.
Thank you for all your support, e-mails, kind words, mockery, ball busting, and ridicule. And special thanks to all my family, loved ones, friends, and Piggott.