Friday, March 30, 2018

Christian Sex Lives

Once again living up to the stereotype of tapioca pudding.

If it's come to having to follow those 6 steps, find yourself a mistress and enjoy a happy sex life before you die.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is one of the few times I have to disagree with you Cappy. The mistress is a hard thing to pull off for the long haul. Generally, the longer it goes on the more chance there is that you will get caught. If you have kids you can be royally fucked. Think about having your wages pilfered for years of child support payments. More men have been ruined by the search for new pussy than alcohol and drugs combined. I would strongly recommend reducing risk and getting a blow up doll.

snappertrx said...

This female whack job actually says not a single thing based in scripture. I feel bad for any guy who follows her advice, and there will be many, as I was once one who believed the pap from the pulpit. Having taken time to actually read and understand the bible myself I can see the trash she, and other so called experts, is peddling, but there are just too many ignorant Christian guys out there who will never question the narrative. Half their own fault, half a victim of watered down Western theology that has turned god I to the hole between a woman's legs.

Un Americano said...

Nothing is immune to the Feminist Virus.

Anonymous said...

Bro, do you even lift?

Unknown said...

Choreplay....