Wednesday, July 18, 2012

The "Genius Flaw" of America's Labor Market

Let me tell you about my buddy Khanh

Khanh's father was the second largest ship building magnate back in the 1960's.  Only problem was he was the second largest ship building magnate in Vietnam.  Sure enough the commies came, took his empire away from him, and he and his family escaped back in the 70's landing my buddy Khanh in Minneapolis.

I met Khanh at the U of MN Police Department's "Security Services Division" (campus/rent-a-cop) where he trained me in.  Out of the roughly 100 people that worked there during my tenure he was the most colorful and unique of all of us and that is saying a lot because that program was full of obscure and eccentric characters.  However, his personality was so unique is belied that he was a true genius even though he was making $6.90 and studying architecture.

What was he a genius at?

Art.

Now you all know me and my opinion of "art" and "artists."  For the most part art and artists today are crap.  It's minimalism, it's not art, it takes no talent, and so I was predisposed to think Khanh's art was nothing more than the regular crap being churned out on the U of MN's West Bank's Art Department.

Until you visited his apartment (which coincidentally was the "penthouse" suite of Riverside Plaza - the place where that "aspiring rap artist" and myself also lived).

Immediately upon entering his place you knew he was a genius if for any other reason how he had the place laid out and the art pieces he chose to display.  His genius was only confirmed when you came to find out all of the works of art were his AND the majority of those pieces of art were done when he was in high school.

Additionally, he could do any "type" of art.

Paintings
Drawings
3D
and sculpture

And all of them were undeniably top notch pieces of art.

The man literally had a gift like no other I've ever met, and if you don't believe me, below is a sculpture he did when he was 17 (I believe) by hand:

So what happened to Khanh?

Well, you would think with such a rare and natural talent he would have naturally became some sort of an artist.  And true enough he did pursue a career in an artistic field - architecture.  He earned his bachelors in architecture and went to work in Phoenix (on account Arizona is the only place you can be a practicing architect without a doctorate - and that's not my sarcasm, that's true.  You don't be an architect in most states unless you have a doctorate - how's that for progressive credentialism?)

But there was one problem - the housing bubble.

The only reason Khanh was able to find employment in Phoenix was because of a confluence of events that made it a rarity and unsustainable.  Arizona was the ONLY place he could work with just a bachelors AND the red hot Phoenix housing bubble made architects temporarily in demand.  So once the housing bubble burst, what ended up happening?

His architecture firm goes belly up.

Khanh tries to find employment, but can't.

Forcing him to work as a....

gas station attendant.

And not just work as a gas station attendant, but he lives in a Quonset hut in Phoenix where he can not just live on the cheap, but store all his art works.  No airconditioning, no heat, no car.

Now what angers me is not that the housing bubble burst and my buddy Khanh lost his job.  It isn't that he's working at a gas station when he is immensely more talented and capable of so much more.  And, truth be known, he is a big time liberal (which is ironic because of what the communists did to his father and family, not to mention what socialism has done to this economy as well).

What angers me is how the labor market has become so corrupt that America's best, America's TRUE geniuses cannot rise to the top.  That the talent, merit, creativity and innovation of America's top 1% of 1% does not automatically get them into the positions they deserve, and those positions instead are staffed by lesser qualified individuals for any number of reasons - nepotism, corruption, affirmative action, clueless HR staff, incompetent middle management, etc.

By every right Khanh (despite being a communist bastard) should be making a THOUSAND times more than me.  His art should be world-renowned.  His skill is literally off the charts and should command a commensurate salary.  Surely somebody older and more-established in the art community should have picked Khanh up on his radar a LOOOONG time ago, but nobody did.  And it is that where the source of my ire is.

I remember Khanh approaching many art galleries in the Twin Cities to see if he could show his wares.  I can't remember them precisely, but the people he was in contact with were all older or middle aged, all had a ton of money, and none of them would give him the time of day.  His art "wasn't what they were looking for" because they were presumably peddling their retarded son's art in their art galleries that could only induce vomiting (see below and see this link)

It is because of the craptastic art I was seeing put up and being heralded as "art"at the likes of the Walker "Art" Museum and the Weismann "Art" Museum (heavy emphasis on quotes) that I realized that there is nothing wrong with Khanh's art, but that indeed nepotism, cronyism, politics and corruption had infected the art industry.  If anything the sheer genius of Khanh's work and the fact it was nearly impossible to get the recognition it deserved was a reverse proof the industry no longer cared about art, but was hijacked by (probably) elitist, trust fund baby snobs who turned it into their own little fiefdom so they and their trust fund offspring could all become "artists" and avoid real jobs.  The only problem is none of them have any talent and so they had to redefine what "art" was.  Certainly not the brilliant, detailed and painstaking works Khanh created.  No, now it's "minimalism" which is artistese for "crap that doesn't take any skill to create" (see picture above again).

Now I use Khanh as an example in part because he is my best friend and in part because I have seen with my own eyes what this man is capable of.  But ask the question:

"How many other geniuses in other fields are there are ignored, pass-over, shunned or just plan railroaded by somebody else who just happens to have connections?"

And


"what are the economic opportunity costs for these geniuses never making it to the top?"

Not out of arrogance or cockiness do I mention this example, but because you can see (and even today, probably feel) the economic costs - what would have happened if your loveable Captain was actually put into a position of power in the banking industry before the collapse of the housing bubble?

Now am I a genius? (well yes, actually, my IQ was tested at 140)  But bravado aside, if I was promoted to some position where I had the power to do something the $1 trillion economic costs and this horrible recession would have been avoided.

Do you know how close the Ford Mustang was to never being? Lee Iaccoca was thankfully listened to.

You like Dr. Seuss?  Look up and see how close he was to throwing his transcripts away after getting shot down.

Family Guy anyone?  You know about Seth MacFarlane, right?

And Wal-Mart, regardless of whether you like them or not, was only possible because the founders decided to do it themselves after getting shot down by other chain stores.

And these guys were "just barely" successes.  People on the verge of quitting or having their ideas squashed.  Not to mention, this was back in the 50's and 60's when the economy and labor market was arguably much less corrupt than it is today.  If these guys "just barely made it" how many other geniuses didn't?

Which leads me to my final point.

What do we lose out on because some rich guy's spoiled brat, moronic, untalented kid got the book deal, got the contract or got the funding the "unknown Bill Gates" didn't get?

The economic opportunity costs we lose out on I contend are unfathomable.  I believe the top 1% of true, creative geniuses such as my buddy Khanh are the innovators and creators that don't make "horse buggies go faster," but build the automobile and advance society by leaps and bounds.  They are responsible for the majority of the economic growth this country and the world has experienced.  They are the ones who improve our lives more than us merely "working harder and longer."  Furthermore, it isn't all about economics and production, but art and some of the more social and enjoyable things.

You ever see the new "Guthrie Theater?"  Have you see what Riverside Plaza looks like?

Eye sores that force their visual oppression on the entire population unfortunate enough to be within eyesight of those hideous buildings.

But imagine ancient Rome.  Or imagine a city designed by Khanh.  Or imagine the television shows if more Seth MacFarlanes were allowed into Hollywood and not talentless nepotistic slobs.

Your lives would not just be materially richer, but much more enjoyable, and much more entertaining.

Alas,  I estimate 95% of the true geniuses in this country will go undiscovered. But while those geniuses will suffer for it, society will unknowingly suffer more.

Enjoy the reality TV shows!

It's Called "Cognitive Dissonance"

And it's your vocabulary lesson for the day.

Also included is "hyperindividualism" or as I call it "self-respect."

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Intrinsic Value FAIL

There is nothing inherently good about the pigmentation of your skin, the gender you were born with, or other things that were completely in the control of your mother and father, and not you.

Character is what gives a person or a people real value.  You are in control of that.

I believe somebody said something in the past about being judged by their character.

"Aspiring Rap Artist"

An idea inspired by a reader and Kathy, what would a google search for "aspiring rap artist" turn up?

Aspiring rap artist #1

Aspiring rap artist #2

Aspiring rap artist #3

Aspiring rap artist #4

Aspiring rap artist #5

Aspiring rap artist #6

Aspiring rap artist #7

(are you starting to see a trend here?)

Aspiring rap artist #8

Aspiring rap artist #9

Aspiring rap artist #10

I think that's enough.

Now I shall just add one, small thing.  What is the percentage of "aspiring jazz artists" that kill or get killed before they reach their 30th birthday?  I mean, I don't think Charlie Parker, Duke Ellington, Johnny Coltrane, Cpt. Jack McDuff, Louis Armstrong, Ella Fitzgerald and a whole host of other jazz musicians faced such a mortality rate in their careers.

The Captain's Lost Treasure

Much as I like fossils, fossils fall under the category of "paleontology."  Animals did nothing in particular to become fossilized, it was largely outside of their control.  And unless you have the mechanical gear (and private property) to extract large dinosaur fossils, most of what you'll find is not worth very much.

Enter in archeology, which I have just as much interest in, but the artifacts are actually much harder to find, especially when humans have this nasty habit of keeping historical records and maps make it easy for government-financed academics to go and dig up in very logical places treasures previous humans may have left behind (unless you are talking meso-Americans, in which case I find petroglyphs and hieroglyphs amazing finds because there is no original documented or mapped history of the Ute people). 

However, I do have a couple tricks up my sleeve that I've developed outside the profession, as an amateur.  Techniques and ideas that I believe will prove to be more useful in discovering archeological finds on the sole fact they were developed by a non-academic archeologist who no doubt has had his education on with horse-blinders the entire time. 

But that is not why I'm writing this post.

No, the reason I'm writing this post is because my interest in archeology has solved one of my current economic problems facing me right now - minimalism.

Understand that while, yes, in my previous post on minimalism I champion it and am all for it, I still have a lot of stuff.  Certainly much less than the average American (I can fit all my worldly possessions into a small U-Haul), but still too much for me.  This stuff consists of things I found cool or interesting that I've kept since I turned 18 and moved out of the house, but notably art pieces (nothing fancy, posters and advertisements for some Chicago swing bands) and a lot of fossils and agates. 

Now understand my original purpose in collecting these art pieces was to ultimately furnish my "ultimate bachelor pad."  However, I was operating from one KEY erroneous premise - that the US would remain a healthy and viable economic entity in the future.

Operating from this premise meant, in my youth, I believed that it would be wise to buy and own rental property.  Live on the cheap for a decade, work during day, and moonlight at night as a ballroom dance instructor.  Save, save, and save.  Pay off my mortgages early, sell one of my properties and build myself the schwankiest bachelor pad the world has ever seen.  It would have a bar, a urinal, the garage would be inside the house.  It would be schwank. 

Of course, that dream is all but shot and impossible now.  Not just because of the risk involved in owning property that can be taxed or confiscated to the point it really is a liability, but because of something even simpler;

Your lovable Captain just doesn't have the personality or patience to work for the mindless, ass-kissing, amoral vermin that populates Corporate America's middle management.  And having a decade of full time, consistent, reliable day time employment was a mathematical must for the young Captain's plans to work.

And so what happened instead is your Captain owned rental property until Minneapolis property taxes made it an unprofitable venture.  Got by living off of teaching dance class and working the occasional security gig for his friends with the occasional bouts of day time employment.  And with the voting people's desire to push this county down towards an obvious socialist-route, instead of aiming for a productive career and asset-accumulation, he now works as little as possible and eschews assets, ie-minimalism.

Just one nagging problem - what to do with my art and fossils.

Understand they mean a fair amount to me.  These are things that I personally thought were really cool and saved them my entire adult life.  The ones that mean the most are ones I've gotten for free or are just interesting art pieces I picked off of bulletin boards in Uptwon in the Twin Cities.  They have been on my walls at my apartments and jobs.  They are me.  But they are too numerous and must go.  But I can't throw them away (as I intend to do with the rest of my stuff).

So what do you do with something you can't part with, but need to jettison?

Enter archeology. 

My interest in fossils and archeology is not just finding things in the past.  I desperately am trying to find a way to make it so some future intrepid individual like myself might "discover" an old "Cappy Cap archeological find."  My best idea thus far was to convert myself into diamonds upon my demise.  Five of them, and have them buried in some obscure places, leaving clues for somebody to go and collect them, not just for their monetary value, but the fun and adventure it would provide (even I might be worth something in a thousand years).

But while that idea would have to wait till I die, what I could do today is essentially the same thing with my art and fossils.  Not to brag, but I can hike 20 miles in a day and have been to some of the least populated areas of the country.  So remote are some of the places I've been, I'm pretty sure no humans have been there for at least 100 years (found an old abandoned 1910's type shell of a car once) or ever (Badlands National park is pretty big).  Yes, it would be inconvenient to porter 20 odd posters in frames and 50 pounds of high end fossils to multiple remote locations, but it could be done.  And once again, upon my demise, hopefully some hiker or explorer would discover these "treasures" and have to figure out what they are and why they're there.  BUT, the added benefit to this is should it all of the sudden look like the US might prove to be a viable economic entity after-all, the "Cappy Cap Ultimate Schwanky Bachelor Pad" is back on!  It would simply be a matter of repeating those adventurous hikes to retrieve my "hidden treasures" so I could furnish my pad. 

And no, I'm not insane.  Stephen Wright pretty much had the same idea:


"I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it?"

Monday, July 16, 2012

Recession Medicine

From our Neanderthal Agent in the Field.

Kiss Your 401k Goodbye

Between the world's most corrupt people managing your retirement account (financial service people) and the government licking its chops over your nice little nest egg, you don't really think you're going to get to keep your IRA and 401k, do you?

Rewarding the Deserving STEM Girls

Let it never be said we men of the Manosphere have no heart.  I know the intent of the article was to explain how to pre-emptively strike down White Knights, but Mentu belied the fact he isn't an "evil," "mean," misogynist.  He's a true man with a heart.

I will also dare to make another observation.  The fact he (and other Manosphere men) actually do treat some girls nice really irks, if not, outright angers others.  We're supposed to all be evil, right wing, sexists who just "plain hate women."  So when we do treat women kindly and with respect it not only moots their argument, it shows them that we are DISCERNING and DISCRIMINATING with who we ply our attention, love, charity and kindness on. We have STANDARDS and REQUIREMENTS before we just give you "respect" or "affection."  ie-what really pisses of some girls is that they have to earn it, they are not entitled to it.

It is this observation or difference that I don't think we highlight enough in the Manosphere.  We (admittedly) really rake women over the coals.  But those women are of the entitled, socialist, anti-freedom, feminist variety.  We rarely speak highly of our wives, girlfriends, or (in Mentu's case) a nice, sweet college girl who is majoring in a REAL subject (surgeon).  The girls who are not out to get us, who do support us, or are just plain nice girls deserving of respect.

Of course, I believe a lot of those women already know this, know who they are, and know deep down inside we love them, care about them and appreciate them.  They, just as much as us, hate feminism, hate socialism, hate tyranny and hate hypocrisy.  But I believe every once in a while we should highlight and point out the difference, point out our appreciation for them and remind them THEY are not the enemy.  ie-that the nice med school college girl who Mentu deems worthy of clandestinely putting $20 bills in her pocket is much more appreciated than the drama queen sociology-majoring stripper who has random men putting $1 bills in her g-string.

Therefore I proposed an "Appreciation Day for Women of the Manosphere" where, we...uh....appreciate them....

How about we just make it bachelor-like easy and you just go buy a girl in your life (wife, grandma, mom, girlfriend, female friend) some flowers.

Hank in Heaven, Hear Our Prayer

I like to think you trust the ole Captain to retrieve little nuggets from the internet that are of decent quality. 

Some, admittedly are just filler I find mildly amusing. 

Others are thought-provoking pieces that make you think.

Others are masterpieces that reward your higher-than-average-intellectual brain with Intellectual Endorphin Goodness (TM)

This is one you MUST click on.

Sunday, July 15, 2012

Wow

I am always impressed with the unknown background of various actors and actresses.

Boss Hogg and Roscoe P Coltrane for example (hat tip to a reader).

I said their acting was brilliant.

Now, I am curious about all the actors who wanted to play villains for the old Batman show.

"Fat Studies"

Honest to god, I'm not making it up.

Here

and

here.

I am truly at a loss for words because I can't understand the logic or the psychology that drives this insanity.  I mean, I understand these people are self-absorbed children that want to ignore the real world.  I understand they're leftists who abuse academia to create faux studies out of whole cloth so they can essentially steal money from naive students and taxpayers.  And I also know they're ego-maniacs as evidenced merely collecting a government check isn't enough for them - they need some kind of make-believe "profession" to feed their self-esteem.  I get all that (and I'm not even a psychologist).

What I'm trying to figure out is how they can lie to themselves and take themselves seriously, let alone expect the rest of the world to.  Is the real world so threatening to them that they delude themselves into such insanity?  Are they so afraid of real work, commitment, discipline, rigor and (frankly) math that they come up with something as ludicrous as "fat studies?"  How afraid of reality does one have to be to create a "Fat Studies" class (and good god, I fear) a "Fat Studies Program?"

All I can ask is that when I'm long gone and some archeologist happens upon my blog that they read this and say,

Archeologist - "Hey, look, right here.  I found the answer to why the American Empire Collapsed."

Assistant - "Whatcha find?"

Archeologist - "Well, they cut the number of men that could attend STEM degrees according to something called "Title XIII" and replaced it with "Fat Studies."

Assistant - "Wow.  What did they think was going to happen?"

Archeologist - "I have no idea, but this Aaron Clarey fellow sure was one smart, handsome, charming, clever and refined fellow."

hat tip

What a Boyfriend We Have in Jesus

Heh heh.

Again, I get to laugh because of my particular and intricate knowledge of how the church works and how I absolutely LOVE how Christian girls abuse the religion to fit their own personal aims.

Let us now turn to our hymnals and sing "What a Boyfriend We Have In Jesus"

I'll leave the creation of the lyrics to my crack pot team of economists.

Saturday, July 14, 2012

Send Grerp a Flower

My god!  She's back!  But with some "eh" news.

So I drew her a flower, you should all draw her one too.

A Very Cappy Children's Book

Series actually. 

As you know, your Captain dislikes reading books.  I am of the opinion they will INEVITABLY make every book a movie and why waste time reading.  My mother is actually quite upset I procrastinated long enough to avoid having to read Atlas Shrugged that they did inevitably make it into a movie.

However, for those of you who do like reading or have weird children who also like reading I am recommending THE ONLY series of books I ever read as a child AND LIKED.  "The Chronicles of Prydain" which includes "The Black Cauldron" (made into a movie, actually), The High King, and three other books, the names of which escape me now.

I strongly recommend buying them for one of your little tykes for a gift or if you're just trying to get them to read.  They will thoroughly enjoy the series, and they will have the ADDED BONUS of having an increased chance of turning out like me!

(All commission proceeds will go to the Captain's motorcycle gas fund).

Friday, July 13, 2012

10% House Tax

So with a realtor commission and the new sales tax courtesy of Obama, you're paying essentially a 10% sales tax on housing.

Just wanted to make sure we're clear on this and when housing prices never recover or you're "shocked" you had to pay this tax when you sold your home (because you voted for this idiot), there is no complaining.

You get the government you deserve.

What If They Were All Like Frost

I want you to read this very short piece and seriously contemplate;

1.  Why wouldn't most guys (and gals) do this?
2.  How much GDP is he producing, and thusly
3.  How much is he paying in taxes?
4.  Why would he give up that life for the financial, psychological and emotional burdens and risks of marriages and children?

Until the social and financial contract is re-established that men get to keep the majority of the fruits of our labor and are not taxed to pay for other people's mistakes and irresponsibilities, you can expect this to continue.

Enjoy that decline Frost!

Thursday, July 12, 2012

The Rationalization Hamster That Would Not Die

OK Cappy Cappites, sit down for this one.

Ovary transplants are now possible which technically postpones menopause indefinitely, but the Rationalization Hamster takes this medical breakthrough and rationalizes it to mean "men will find me attractive indefinitely."

I wonder when women will start consulting men about what we do and do not find attractive as opposed to women authors in women's magazines.  Eh, why ruin their lives with the truth.  Much more fun to watch their RH's ram them into walls constantly.  I find it enjoyable.  Don't you?  Popcorn anyone?

"Ego Investment"

I have been looking for a word that explains why I can talk to a 50 year old man, who presumably is wiser than me in the ways of life, politics and economics, but in three sentences I find him to not only be spectacularly ignorant about politics and economics, he is WEDDED to his ideology.

Facts I know to be true are dismissed by him.

The opportunity to look it up on the internet are rejected.

Logic I throw at him is ignored. 

There is a pscyhological disease or disorder preventing that human's brain from being rational, logical and intellectually honest.

And I have found that term.

Your vocabulary word of the day is "Ego Investment."

I shall plagiarize it from The Rational Male henceforth.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

The "Minimalism" Threat

So I was talking to our IT guy today and we were talking about stuff.  "Stuff" as in "stuff in the house" and how much he'd like to get rid of it.  Of course he can't because the Mrs. won't let him get rid of the stuff, even though this stuff has never been used in the past 10 years.  This sent our conversation on a trajectory in terms of how nice it would be to get rid of most of our stuff in order to live another lifestyle.  The IT Guy said he would love nothing more than to jettison all of his stuff, grab a backpack, his laptop, sell his house and live in Mexico.  I spoke of my desire to pretty much do the same.  I'm kicking around a way to camp in the National Grasslands during the warmer 6 months of the year, commute to work, save on rent, and then get a 6 month lease during the winter months.  Again, I'd have to get rid of all my stuff.

But opine as we might about how nice it would be to get rid of all our stuff and lead a Spartan existence, there are consequences men and women don't think about to such minimalism.  Consequences so huge, underestimated, unseen and (dare I say) on our front-door step I believe they need highlighting.

First, understand the only reason stuff exists - women.

Women want stuff.  Men hate stuff.  This is no better highlighted by comparing a bachelor pad to a bachelorette pad.  A (true) bachelor pad is sparse.  It's functional.  Nothing matches.  Nothing goes with anything else.  All items were a potpourri of hand me downs, Goodwill purchases and charitable donations.  The couch is for sitting on, not looking at.  The table is for eating on, not looking at.  The bed is for sleeping on, not looking at.  And if you're a really good bachelor you will eat, sleep and sit on your couch, making the bed and table obsolete. Sure there may be the occasional nice thing (primarily your TV or LCD projection and computer), but for the most part a true bachelor spends no more than $2,000 on non-electronic stuff.

Women on the other hand have to "nest" (a term a psychologist friend of mine was trying to explain).  This means no consideration is given to functionality or price, only aesthetics which ultimately supplant functionality and price.

Is the couch for sitting on?

Good god, no!  It goes with the drapes.

Are the drapes to keep the sun out?

Good god no!  They go with the hutch.

Is the hutch for storing things?

Good god no!  They go well with the dining room table.

Is the dining room table for eating on?

Good god no!  It goes well with the couch.

Women will also buy crap and trinkets simply because they want "crap and trinkets."  Said trinkets and crap have no other function but to ornament the place with cute little things she likes to look at and stimulate the part in her brain that is only stimulated by spending money.

Could that money have gone to pay down the mortgage?

Yes.

Could that money have gone to pay for gas?

Yes.

Could that money have been donated to a small third world country, thereby lifting it and all of its people out of poverty forever?

Yes.

But it's more important to have the "crystal unicorn set" sitting on top of the TV because it goes well with the armour (sp?) and she got it for "50% off!"  Malaria infected third world children be damned, she has the whole collection!

Admittedly, I'm being a bit sarcastic, but not by much.  In all truth and reality the VAST majority of the "stuff" that is found in the average American home (and I'm saying 90%) is ONLY there because the woman wants it AND it really serves no functional purpose.  Because of this, that means by default 90% of the consumer spending in this economy is driven by women.  Spending that would not exist if it were purely up to men.

And now you see some consequences on the horizon, don't you?

If it were up to men, consumption spending would tank.  We wouldn't be wasting our precious time (in the form of money) on doilies or Beanie Babies or "nice, matching furniture" or general crap that isn't needed.  There would be an entertainment system, some dishes, some used furniture and that's about it.  But don't think it would stop there.  Our Spartan spending habits would have ramifications WELL beyond that of trinkets and doilies in the house.  Notably, the house itself.

Not only would demand for non-durable consumer items tank, the housing market itself would tank.  Men need nowhere near the size of a house as women do.  This in part because we don't have as much stuff that needs storage, we (frankly) don't want children AND we view the house as merely a place to sleep and retire to from work. ie-our lives are outside the home, while women's spending habits (no matter what they keep contending) proves the majority of their lives are still inside the home. The suburbs I doubt would even exist if it were up to men.  We'd have the city center, apartment buildings and condos, and then for our rural brothers small towns with wood cabins in the forest.  Vast swathes of 10,000 sqft McMansions used to impress the Suburban Princess Suzie McQue's of the world would not exist.

Regardless of which markets would be affected by male minimalism, the point is that consumer spending would be a mere fraction of what it is today.  And since consumer spending accounts for 2/3rd of our economy, you could expect (at least in the short term) a drastically contracting economy should men all of the sudden follow the religion of Minimalism.

Now if you think that prospect is bad, we haven't even gotten to the other side of the economic coin.  Because for as important as consumption is, production is even more so.  The reason why is it doesn't matter if you want to "consume" a Ferrari or "consume" some sushi.  If nobody produces the Ferrari or the sushi, you ain't getting anything anyway (just ask anybody in the former Soviet bloc about empty grocery store shelves despite the socialist guarantees of their governments). And so when it comes to the economic consequences of men en-mass pursuing "minimalism" we must also consider production.

However, understand when I say "we must also consider production" I do not mean men will say,

"Finally, she stopped nagging  me about buying all her trinkets and crap!  Now I can finally get to work."

and start to focus their energies and efforts into producing more and increasing standards of living for the family.

Quite the opposite actually.

They will look at the lower financial demands of their family and will RE-EVALUATE whether or not it's worth all the production for the compensation they receive.  They will RE-EVALUATE whether it's worth slaving away 60 hours a week, 20 hours of which is uncompensated overtime, and another 10 hours that are stuck in traffic.  They will RE-EVALUATE whether it's worth 30 years of tolerating insufferable insanity of corrupt bosses, incompetent co-workers and lazy underlings.  They will RE-EVALUATE through the prism of minimalism whether the percent of their finite lives they are forfeiting is worth the monetary compensation they receive OR if it's just better to forfeit labor for leisure and suffer/enjoy a lower standard of living.  And it is here the true threat of "minimalism" lays for the rest of society.

Understand, in general, men still produce the majority of the stuff.  This is not up for debate now, but I guarantee you that if you look at labor statistics you will find the majority of men produce the majority of stuff in this economy that "matters."  What do I mean by "that matters?"  ie- stuff that has value.  Stuff people want.

For example the disproportionately women-dominated field of "day care" does not produce anything people really want.  Other women are taking care of other women's children while those women go work (primarily) another government job that is (guess what) taking care of other women's children (though typically in the juvie criminal system by this time) so they can make the money to afford day care for their children AND the increased taxes to pay for other women who work in social work programs. Or take for example, the non-profit sector.  By the fact non-profits have to go and beg and plead to get their funding OR have the government force people to pay for it via taxation is proof that nobody really wants it and therefore it is not "stuff that matters."  The non-profit industry is again predominantly staffed by females.  But whatever the industry, the point is there is a strong correlation between faux economic production or "make work/rent seeking" economic production that really only exists for political reasons and the percent of those industries staffed by females.

Now, are there women who are engineers and doctors who make the stuff we want like electronics and surgery and gasoline?

Certainly, of course.

Is that the majority of women?

No.

The majority of stuff that people want is still produced, created and innovated by men, period (though again, up for a debate at a later time).

So, logically then, since it is men who are producing the majority of the stuff we want, we should make them happy, right?  Compensate them, reward them.  Cheer them on and encourage them.  Support them be it emotionally as a wife or in terms of policy when it comes to law.  And certainly not stand in their way of creating, producing and innovating, right?

Right?

RIGHT?

I mean, they are producing all the stuff.  They are the engine of economic growth, RIGHT?

Heh heh.  Where do I begin?

I guess I could start with the "family" in that this is, or at least, WAS a primary motivator in a young man's desire to work hard, succeed and produce.  Originally the man would do all the production and the wife would take care of the house and little kinder.  He'd come home to a loving wife, obedient children and was rewarded with a family.  Of course things have changed.

Now the division of labor between worker and home-care-take was too logical, too efficient and obviously oppressive.  Now nobody stays home to take care of the kids, the kids grow up maladjusted, causing more psychological strife for the man at home.  A home that he presumably would retreat to, to decompress, relax and be reinvigorated for the next day of work.  Now he has a wife that is equally stressed out, the home is in disarray, the kids are misbehaving, they really won't leave until they're 26, and did I mention most men didn't want kids to begin with?  If anything, the chaos that has been left in the wake of outsourcing parenting to the government has turned a man's castle into just another office where he works a second job.

Now you would think this would disincentive him to work hard, but ironically, it makes him work harder.  He gets to not only pay for the children and subsidize his part-time-working "social worker" wife, he gets to pay more in taxes to support an ever growing parasitic class collecting a government check.  He is the Atlas in Atlas Shrugged, but he cannot shrug.  He is chained to his family.  Employers love him because he's their bitch.  He cannot afford to be independent minded, he cannot talk back, he cannot speak his mind.  He is their little slave at least until his youngest graduates from high school, and given the dependency of young "adults" today, until that kid graduates from college.  He is the slave of America.

So far it doesn't sound like a family is a great disincentive for a man to produce.  It almost sounds like it FORCES him to produce MORE.  And it does.  But what people don't see is his childless, unmarried male friends taking note.  What people don't see is his sons watching their dad suffer.  What they don't see is that for every enslaved Beta-Atlas there are 3-4 men who are deciding not to have families.  And deciding NOT to have a family is arguably the single biggest thing a man can do to minimize his responsibilities AND  CONSEQUENTLY cut his life long production needs by at least 67%.  That does not bode well for the economy.

Closely related to family is the only natural course or outcome of getting married - divorce!

When you know half your assets are going to go bye bye and there's a 50/50 chance you're going to get divorced, then what do you think happens to a man's desire to work hard and produce?  Again, it sucks to be the Beta-Atlas sucker stuck in a marriage whose wife is on the precipice of divorcing him.  But for every one of those poor unfortunate souls, there's a score of younger men who haven't taken the plunge, remember their old man getting divorced and are taking very studious notes. They are opting instead to just stay single.  And as every guy will tell you, without a wife or a girlfriend, you can get by EASILY on 40% less social expenditures than if you had one.  Guess what, that translates into less production.

So good for them.  Single, no wife, no kids.  You're in the clear, right?  I mean, society is going to support you now, right?  Young, go getting corporate man, or young budding entrepreneur?  Backbone of our society.  Right?

Oh, you foolish male you.

See, you are male.  Therefore you must pay because you are privileged.  So now you get to suffer affirmative action and constantly be hounded about the pay gap.  Less qualified women are passed over you, standards are lowered for them, and let's not forget the devastating effect an attention-seeking-drama-queen can have by launching a frivolous sexual harassment complaint!

The effect on male production?  Well most men, when they're young, have a desire to belong to something better and bigger.  To belong to a team.  To find a good institution, pledge their loyalty, give it their best, achieve great things and take pride in their accomplishments.  But when the rules are point blank unfair and the institution is corrupted by petty office politics AND their careers can be extinguished instantly by chaotic whims of a petty drama queen, not so much.  Their loyalty fades, their allegiance dwindles and I'm no HR expert, but I believe high employee turnover is bad for a company's bottom line.  So instead of being the loyal corporate man for 35 years, you're lucky if you're on one gig for more than three.  Again, the result?  The production of the average man today is only going to be a fraction of what his unharassed, undiscriminated against 1940's counterpart was. 

It can't get worse?  Right?  I mean, we don't discourage men from production beyond that, right?

Well let's look at progressive taxation, no small part in which was brought to you by disproportionately socialist-and-democrat-voting women who want more of your money to take care of their...er...I mean "the" chilllllllldreeeeeennnnn.  Again, I'm no economist (oh, wait, I am), but it seems to me the more I work the higher percentage of my money you're going to take away from me is going to provide a disincentive to work.  The enslaved married Beta Atlas can't shrug, but I and millions of other unmarried, childless men can.  Again, congratulations, production reduced.

Well, at least what I worked for I get to keep, right?  I mean it's not like the government would CONFISCATE my assets or anything?  They'll tax my income, but not my wealth, right?

In 2008 the democrats were kicking around a way to nationalize (read -confiscate) people's 401ks and 403b's.  It has already happened in Bolivia, Ecuador and Argentina.  Now, MOST men I admit are unaware of this.  However, more and more men are becoming more and more educated about economics.  And as they read more and more about economics and study this here country's fine federal finances they can put two and two together and see that there is an increasing chance the government WILL inevitably start taxing our wealth and confiscating our assets.  Now, I know you girls are too busy reading People magazine or watching Kate Perry's drama with Russel Brand, voting democrat because you care for the children, and studying for your masters in communications, but for us men who DO look up the federal budget occasionally, we're starting to see it's more and more likely whatever we produce today will be confiscated in the future.  And not just that, but the MORE we produce today then progressively more of it will be confiscated in the future.  End result?  Less production.

But let's say we men wanted to be charitable.  We still wanted to work knowing full well our effective tax rate would be 60% at state, federal and local AND there would be a 75% at least 50% of our wealth would be confiscated in the future.  Because by god, it's for the chillllllldrreeeeeeennnnn.

Just one problem.

We can't work even if we wanted to.

I'm not talking about the overburdensome employment laws foisted on employers many thanks to disproportionately-female-voted-in socialists and democrats.

I'm not talking about the incredibly inept and corrupt HR industry which I do not believe to be dominated by males, that has completely impaired the labor market. 

No, those are hurdles we get to suffer anyways.

I'm talking about the regulations that (once again) disproportionately-voted-in-by-females socialists and democrats have enacted making male-dominated industries either impossible to work in or have just driven them overseas.  You know like energy, oil, construction, fields and industries where we produce all the stuff you need, but like to regulate and punish for the sake of the chilllllldreeeeeennnn or "mother Earth."

I don't know if it's your grand economic scheme to get everybody to work as barristas at Star Bucks or we all work as school teachers or something, but I do know all those regulations make it quite difficult for us men to produce.  So congratulations, even LESS economic production.

And finally the cumulative effect of this veritable war waged on men - it's toll on our loyalty.  I'm not talking loyalty to an employer.  I'm talking loyalty to the country.  I used to want to join the military and even to this day kick it around.  But then I ask "who would I be protecting?"  You see, all of the above really grinds mens' gears.  We don't take kindly to being accused of automatic sexism, we don't like being enslaved to a government that does nothing more than take our money to bribe parasites into voting for more government, we don't like paying the taxes so you can play "pre-school teacher" and claim your 9 months a year job makes you an "independent adult," we don't take kindly to divorce (even though most of us haven't been), we don't take kindly to you ruining the industries we are predominantly employed in, we don't take kindly to the childish mind-games girls played on us during our teens and twenties, we don't take kindly to watching naive, spoiled, brats destroy the world's formerly greatest country and thusly steal our birthright and we get down right pissed when you start complaining that we're not "manning up" and choose to "sit on our asses all day playing X Box."  Because when it comes to us men "investing" in this country be it buying property, starting a business, marrying, starting a family, whatever...

why should we?

Seriously, I want somebody to answer that question.

Why the hell would we work more than we have to than to support our meager little selves?  Why would we invest in anything that can be taken from us (either assets by government confiscation or family via divorce).  And why would we try to EXCEL when the majority of our production will merely be taken from us and given to not just ungrateful parasites but people who hate us and demand more? There's no incentive or upshot to it.  Congratulations, you've effectively stalled you engine of economic growth and production.

But wait, there's one final aspect you haven't thought of, and it's particularly precious. 

Men are infinitely better at being minimalists than women.

I don't believe this was always the case.  Say the pioneer or the Great Depression days.  Men and women had to watch every penny, and there was no such thing as "nesting" or getting "matching curtains."  But after roughly 90 years of uninterrupted economic growth (not to mention HEAVILY subsidized consumer spending financed by our Chinese, Arab and Gen Y Generation Forced Mortgaged Future Volunteers), the women alive today have never really had to suffer, scrape or scrimp by.  They EXPECT a luxurious house or apartment they can't afford.  They EXPECT clothes they don't need.  They EXPECT every little aspect of their material goods lives to be perfect.  They CANNOT (or very few can) scale down to a small studio apartment from a house, sell all their stuff, and downsize their car.  They cannot get rid of the daily Starbucks.  They cannot fathom utter poverty and what they'd have to do to survive it.

Men on the other hand (of the non-OWS, pansy commie type) can.  Part of the reason I'm kicking around the camping 6 months a year is to see if I can do it.  And though I don't know for sure, part of the reason my IT Guy wants to go to Mexico with just a backpack is to see if he could also do it.  Men forecast and run "worst case scenarios" in their heads in anticipation it might just happen and we're prepared for it.  Poverty is ALWAYS licking our feet, driving us to stay one step ahead of it.  However, whereas in the past poverty would be beaten by working hard and making more money, when that route is merely punished or impossible, the only alternative is minimalism. 

This situation where making more money is impossible hits every almost every guy during college, forcing them to become experts in minimalism.  They can't get a job, but have the tuition-cost demands of college.  They MUST resort to minimalism.  I graduated with no debt only making $16,000/ year in college.  Factor out tuition costs and factor in inflation, that's still around $16,000 today.  But that's if I had a lot of stuff.  If I got rid of my stuff and did the tent thing or the roommate, I could probably get by on $11,000/yr, roughly the standard of living of South Africa or Colombia.  I'd like to see a modern day western woman do the same.

Sadly, most can't.  But this is where it gets particularly precious.

With economic growth stagnating and the population growing, our standards of living are decreasing.  Additionally, nobody is loaning us money anymore so we can maintain our "I'm a Barbie Girl, In a Barbie World" lifestyle.  The can cannot be kicked down the road any more because it's been kicked off the cliff.  Sure, we can move money around and rely on Europe's economy being "slightly more sucky than ours" to delay the economic realities from hitting our domestic shores, but ultimately there is no more money left to maintain unsustainable lifestyles.  This puts the ball back in the court of men.  Men who have the know-how, the ability, the creation and the innovation to produce the economic production necessary to solve all these problems.  Men who can make this country dominant as it once was.  Men who literally could make our standard of living jump from the $43,000/capita it is today to $70,000/capita I believe in just 10 years.  Men who could make our debt and financial problems go away.

Just one problem - the aforementioned problems and disincentives are making these men go the route of minimalism instead of production.  And we men can do that because we CAN survive on $11,000 a year.  We won't have a nervous breakdown.  We have no problem hocking our stuff and living out of a van.  But the social worker who is accustomed to making $80,000 a year and $20,000 in fringe benefits on our dime who loses not just her job, but her pension because her California city filed for bankruptcy, she'll break down in tears.

So, whether you like it or not, the threat of minimalism is very real and it is very present.  So present in fact that the people of America (primarily women, but men too) have to ask themselves a question - are you going to cut it with the "socialist, woe is me crap," give us producers the ball and let us run with it, or are you going to demand even more from men (and the productive women of this society), in which case we can pursue our minimalism and by default, force place it on you?

Direct, Blunt, Evil, Hurtful Truth

Let us be truthful because lying gets nobody nowhere.

You will never succeed in getting men to agree to "fat acceptance."  It goes against our nature.

Now you have two choices in how to respond to this;

a.  ignore what I just said and get angry about a fact you have no control over and never will

b.  accept this as fact and do what is within your power  

I will be even more direct and blunt (see if you can guess what this is)

The appropriate range is 1.4/inch to 2.3/inch.  And that is being kind.

Continue as you were.

Pure White Suit

Always wanted one, and now I got one thanks to the wonders of teh interwebz.

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

MBA in "Sustainability"

A good friend of mine who has a heart of gold is paying his daughter's way through MBA school.  I believe the school is Duquesne.  I could be wrong, but I'm quite sure of it.  Whatever the school he says and I quote,

"She's graduating in 3 weeks and not ONE of her graduating class has a job offer."

She is of course a 20 something liberal.

She did of course vote for Barack Obama.

And of course this "program" cost $50,000.

You may now laugh at all the children who swallowed whole this communist, propaganda BS and will pay for it the rest of their lives.

Damn it feels good to be an economist.

Congratulations G

He made it 100 push ups in a row.

I am currently at 70 push ups in a row, up from 40.  I can knock out 75 sit ups as well.

You too can achieve this many thanks to Victor at Bold and Determined.

Now Compton

Let's play our Super Happy Fun Game of Joy again and see what the profiles are of the Comptom City Council.

Any guesses!?

Now, now, don't all of you guess CPA's, surgeons and former military officers.  Those are so obvious!

I Support Natalie Munroe

Natalie Munroe, if you're unaware, is the only real teacher I've seen in a long time.

Why?

Because she spoke the truth about her students and their parents and did so bluntly.  She called her students idiots, blames parents for poor parenting and spoke what every teacher knew was the truth deep down inside.

Now, of course truth gets you in trouble, no matter how truthful truth is.  And it definitely gets you in trouble if the primary goal of your employer is not educating children or preparing them for the real world, but merely milking taxpayers in an elaborate baby sitting operation void of drama, tough fatherly love, and genuine production.

Now I bring up Natalie Munroe because I believe there are going to be more people like her.  People who just cannot stomach lying day in and day out, maintaining the facade of political correctness, while they see not only what the reality is, but feel compelled to speak bluntly, truthfully and plainly because they genuine do care about society and our future.  And this will not bode well for their careers.

Of course, I'm of the theory the whole ship is sinking anyway and there was never any career to have.  Either because in order to have one you must drive yourself to insanity for 30 years to get a retirement (which isn't worth it), or because if the pretty lies are upheld long enough the whole system will collapse anyway (for example, my outspokeness of the banking industry has not won me many lucrative employment offers, but like the banking industry has any kind of long term viability and therefore ability to provide employment on par with say, the energy industry).  But regardless, people like you, like me, like Natalie are going to suffer a veritable "truth" discrimination and our careers will suffer for it.

I have a solution, but it will be in a future (and I hope to be) ground-shaking post.

In the meantime, I strongly recommend you sacrifice the career for the sanity of being able to speak bluntly, truthfully and honestly.  It isn't worth $75,000 a year to lie all the time and act "Minnesota Nice" 8 hours a day to people you utterly loathe and have no respect for.

Kathy's Crusade

I decided to check in on Kathy today and she has an interesting little quest.

I'm actually surprised she didn't find anything either.  Though, I guess the Mounties have kind of an unassailable reputation.  I can't see Dudley Do Right doing...um...the "wrong."

All Democrats, All "Teachers," All Losers

What do I keep freaking telling you?

I want this question answered - what do you liberal arts people do right?  What do liberals arts majors provide to this society?

Nothing but mismanagment and the ruining of our institutions.

But, then again, idiots voted these morons in and who am I to criticize the "open-minded, progressive geniuses" of California?

Monday, July 09, 2012

He Wasn't Going to Achieve Anything Anyways

1.  Poli Sci major
2.  "Aspiring rap artist" (I too was an aspiring Robotech Veritech Cyclone pilot, and then I grew up and lived in the real world)
3.  Founded something that is nothing more than a communist organization to rationalize taking other people's money, meaning...
4.  Crusader
5.  I'm sure he was running with a really great crowd and the murder was completely coincidental.

"Slop" is the correct term.

On a related note I too lived in the Cedar Riverside apartment complex (affectionately aka "Ghettos in the Sky") and made it out of the ghetto.  I did this NOT by "trying to become a great rapper," NOT by collecting a government check and starting groups that stole money from other people to give to me, and it certainly was NOT done by running with thugs, drug dealers and the general vermin of society.

It was hard work, paying my own bills, developing a reasonably marketable skill and not chasing stupid, outlandish dreams that were more of a testament to my laziness than any kind of talent I had.

If you don't like this, then you can continue to be lied to by politicians who don't care about you, but only care about your vote (and with the added bonus of having a higher risk of an untimely end like this schmoe).  However, if you want out of the ghetto and a better life, then you should listen to me.

But again, by all means, try to become the next "great rap artist" or "Teen Idol" contestant.  I'm sure it will lead to just as much success if you studied engineering or accounting.

Super Happy Fun Game of Joy!

Hey Cappy Cappites!

Do you want to play the "Super Happy Fun Game of Joy!?"

OK then!

On your marks.

Get set.

Go!

Click on this link and predict what the city council of this newly-bankrupt California town looks like!

No cheating!  Just make your predictions and we'll see how close you are!

Dalrock and Badger Walk Into a Bar

Good ol Dalrock.  Always good for a laugh.

And by laugh I mean "guffaw."

And by "guffaw" I mean "nothing's funnier than reality crushing people."

And let's not forget Badger.  Boys, you NEVER, EVER make going to a bar with a girl the SOLE event of the evening.  You ALWAYS make it a secondary event enroute home.   For example, you NEVER say,

"Hey, it'd be great to get a drink on Friday!"

You wait till Friday, call her up at 8PM and say,

"Hey, I'm finishing up a game around 9PM, you want to meet up for a drink around 930?"

Oh, you sad nice boys.  I was once just like you, now I look back with such hindsight it's painfully funny to see the obvious errors we made.

Enjoy the decline!

Sunday, July 08, 2012

A "PhD in Manosphere Studies"

So I am hiking and in the back of my mind a thought or observation is trying to get out. It's centralled around the purpose or reason why one would get a degree in "Women's Studies." And I don't know if it was a neuron that was jolted into place or perhaps the Rumpleminze finally wore off of one of my neuron receptors, but the epiphany finally exploded to the frontal lobes:
BLAMO!

"How stupid would a PhD in "Manosphere Studies" be?"

The question seems obvious or maybe simple. People have been kicking around a "male studies" department recently and most of us on some level know to poo-poo the idea because it is outlandishly stupid.  "What would be the point" most men would ask, and we'd dismiss the idea and its originator as stupid.  But the epiphany is not so much in the question being asked, but taking the same logic, consequences and ramifications of asking that same question and applying it to "women's studies."

If it sounds ludicrous to offer a "PhD in Manosphere Studies" then how galactically stupid of an idea was it for somebody to come up with "women's studies" as some kind of viable or legitimate field?  Additionally, how naive and gullible did millions of sheeple have to be in order for it to grow legs and make it this far a legitimate academic field?  In short, the idea of a man (or a woman) getting ANY kind of degree in "Manosphere Studies" is so outlandish, so stupid, it provides the clear vantage point, void of blinding politically-correct bias, needed to realize the true foolishness and stupidity in treating "women's studies" as a legitimate field.

And so Lieutenants, Agents in the Field, and Junior, Deputy, Aspiring, Official or Otherwise Economists, let us go down into this rabbit hole with the intent of fully exploring it and snuffing this rabbit out.

First is the inanity of the idea.  To offer a study of one's traits half the population are born with is on the level with offering a college program in studying the color of the sky.  As I said in "Worthless" (SPECIFICALLY warning minorities and women about the pitfalls of spending $100,000 in studying hyphenated-American studies that have NO job prospects) traits are something you are born with.

You're not special because you're "female."

You are not special because you're "Hispanic."

You're are not special because you're "straight."

You are not special because you are "male."

And you are not special because you're "black."

You just simply ARE these things.

You didn't "work" at becoming them.  You didn't study or engage in academic rigor to hone your skills at being "male" or "black."  You just "are."  So to study mere traits you had nothing to do with and then somehow champion them as "skills" or something to have "pride" in or (worse) to turn these mere traits into "achievements" deserving of reward is nothing more than a childish, lazy, selfish, self-absorbed, ego-driven, love-fest.  It serves no practical purpose except to stroke your ego.  It's ludicrous.

But again, don't listen to mean ole sexist me, view it from the perspective of majoring in "Manopshere Studies."

Not only would I, but every other guy out there (I'm guessing) would say,

"Why the hell would I study myself?  I already know enough about myself, live with myself 24 hours a day, and I don't really define myself by my race or gender.  I'd rather study something new, develop a skill or consume new knowledge.  What could I possibly gain by paying some washed up professor $4,500 a class to learn about "being me" or "being male?"  It's stupid."  

Regardless of which approach we want to use, ANY study of a person's gender has no practical application.  The concept of such studies is point blank absurd.  They should/should have NEVER existed in the first place.

Second, the absurdity and the lack of any outside, practical purpose in women's studies behooves the question:

What type of people major in this crap?

But before we can ask who majors in it, I have a very thought-provoking question - who started it and how did it all get started?

I mean, who woke up late at night with a brilliant idea, rushed to their bedside table, broke out the pen and paper and wrote down:

"Let's create a college program so poor female college students can spend thousands of dollars getting a degree in themselves!  And not just that, but we'll offer MASTERS and DOCTORAL programs in what it means to be female!  Of course there will be no employment prospects to such a degree.  And of course the same could be achieved merely in reading books about female philosophy and psychology.  And heck, it's not like we don't converse about this anyways amongst ourselves.  No, let's make women PAY FOR IT!"

I want to know who came up with that idea.

And, on a related note, how do you just "poof" make a new college program without "experts" or "predecessor experts" who established the study?  Who were the first professors? Without PhD's in women's studies, did some women just self-decree themselves as the "lords" or "masters" of the "field?'

Well Cappy Cappites, what do you think?

I already looked it up (and DAMN am I good), but let's see how good you are at predicting what the "founding mothers" of the first "women's studies departments" looked like (not physically, I'm talking profiles, backgrounds, psychologies, education, resumes, etc.)

I'll give you a couple seconds.

Go ahead, jot down your predictions.

Think hard.  Take from lessons the ole Captain has provided you before.

Couple spaces so nobody cheats.










Are you ready?

OK, here we go.  From Wikipedia (which I know some of you have a problem with, but just let me roll here):

The first accredited Women's Studies course was held in 1969 at  Cornell University.  The first two Women's Studies Programs in the United States were established in 1970 at San Diego State College (now San Diego State University) and SUNY-Buffalo. The SDSU program was initiated after a year of intense organizing of women's consciousness raising groups, rallies, petition circulating, and operating unofficial or experimental classes and presentations before seven committees and assemblies.[2] Carol Rowell Council was the student co-founder along with Dr. Joyce Nower, a literature instructor. The SUNY-Buffalo program was also the result of intense debate and feminist organizing led by Elizabeth Lapovsky Kennedy, and it was eventually birthed out of the American Studies department. In 1972, Sarah Lawrence College became the first institution to grant Masters degrees in Women's History. Throughout the later 1970s many universities and colleges created departments and programs in women's studies, and professorships became available in the field which did not require the sponsorship of other departments

So right there, the women's studies department was just created out of whole cloth by a bunch of 60's hippie activists. There was no precedence for the "study."  There was no demand for such a field.  It wasn't in response to societal need for it.  It wasn't an outgrowth of an already-existing field that warranted its own department or program.  And there certainly was no practical application for a field outside academia.  It was merely a bunch of activists who didn't want to grow up, face the real world and get real jobs.

But what I get a kick out of (and what you should have jotted down on them there notes in front of you) is the profile of some of the people in the entry:

Worthless majors - (BA's in anthropology, Masters in Art History, etc., proving they never had any intention of working real jobs in the first place)

No Real Work - (all jobs are in academia, government or non-profit, they need OTHER people's money to live, they are NOT independent)

Crusaders - (by the fact they decided to create an unneeded program, financed by taxpayer money, NOT to help women, but merely to help themselves first and foremost)

Upper middle class/rich - (my favorite is the one where her daddy was a NEUROSURGEON.  Yes, "independent" I'm sure she'll claim to be)

In short, they are nothing but crusaders.

So "let us be clear."  The founders of "women's studies" departments had no desire to "bring about justice and equality for women."  They are crusaders, they are hypocrites.  They care FIRST AND FOREMOST about themselves and have no problem abusing a GENUINE noble cause (in this case, the equal treatment of women) so they can profit from it at taxpayer expense.  They are spoiled, upper income, brats who absolutely FEARED mathematical and genuine academic rigor and instead NOT ONLY chose to major in worthless, cake easy fields, but to CREATE A NEW ONE OUT OF WHOLE CLOTH.  They merely used the "oppression of women" as the Trojan Horse to rationalize it and no politician would dare call them out on it in fear of being labelled a sexist. It's the same game plan socialists, leftists, feminists, liberals and communists have been playing this entire time.

So to answer the previous question - what type of people came up with/major in this nonsense?

Answer?

Not adults, these are politically motivated charlatans.  These are little children who are the opposite of independent.  They are scared little children who never wanted to compete toe-to-toe, on a level playing field in the real world, and they certainly don't want to produce anything of value society might want (though I'm sure they're happy some STEM majoring nerd created their government-financed Apple products).  They are hypocrites claiming to be independent (while needing constant outside sources of financing for their "careers" as they hide in academia and the public sector) and are doubly so when they claim to be for "women" (when in reality they use women for their personal profiteering and really couldn't care less about women's happiness and success).  Ironically, contrast that with the theoretical would-be founders of "Manosphere Studies" and you're pitting public sector economic deadweight against engineers, programmers, doctors, soldiers, accountants, entrepreneurs, economists, husbands, fathers and laborers who actually do produce something of value in society, are genuinely independent and because of this CERTAINLY have more authority and legitimacy in starting a "Manosphere Studies" program than any feminist founder ever did a "women's studies" program.

Now, third.  As my posts are prone to do, they flare up emotions (the secret ingredient is "truth"). I know truth and reality have the tendency to make people who are living lies get upset because we expose the type of people they really are. But perhaps a different approach will convince you I'm truly not biased or have some kind of vendetta against women, but perhaps (GASP!) I might actually care about women (in that I would prevent the likes of this from happening).  So allow me to introduce some humor, though I'm no less serious about what I'm about to say.

The PhD's passed out at The University of Man should be recognized by the National Association of Accredited Colleges and Schools as just as legitimate as the PhD's in "women's studies" passed out at "accredited" institutions.

Not joking, I'm as serious as a heart attack.  The Manosphere is just as legitimate, if not, a superior "institution" to most women's studies departments.

One, just as much intellectual thought and debate goes into the Manosphere as the average women's studies department. Matter of fact, we're more intellectually honest (in that we're acknowledging a PhD in Manosphere studies would be pretty freaking stupid) and we have no ulterior motive (sayyyyyyyy extorting the taxpayer for make-work-government-financed academia jobs that produce absolutely nothing of value?)  Two, unlike women's studies, the Manosphere's aim is not political, but practical.  It is NOT the oppression or subjugation of women, but merely the maximization of happiness between the sexes.  Unlike women's studies, it is not an "us vs. them" or a "right the wrongs of our oppressors," but an intense desire to find out and establish the truth as to what is the optimal relationship between men and women in all aspects of life (work, marriage, friends, sex, social, etc.) so that men and women may prosper and be happy.  Three, we do have more legitimacy in our founding in that the majority, if not ALL of the members of the Manosphere are independent men (and women) who work for a living and are not hypocritically willing to go through the charade of creating a whole academic department just to score ourselves some government cheese.  And fourth, the fact the open-source nature of the Manosphere in it's unprofessional, non-accredited, unordained form, is providing such an intellectually equal rival or "challenge" to "women's studies" is NOT an argument for a "male studies" department, but rather, quite the opposite.  It's an argument to eliminate every "women's studies" program out there because it exposes just how inane, stupid, absurd, worthless and useless those programs actually are. 

Besides, even if you tried to make "Manosphere Studies" a legitimate college program you could get a degree in, it wouldn't work.  Real men couldn't stomach the hypocritical and parasitical reputation that would come with it.

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Saturday, July 07, 2012

Winner of the Cappy Cap Logic Challenge

Almost forgot! 

The winner of the Cappy Cap Logic Challenge was Anon 1217PM. 

If you recall the challenge was to link the abuse children were heaping upon the bus driver and forms of "bullying" teachers to the lack of fathers AND how the victims of this bullying were largely to blame for their own predicament.

Anon 1217PM answered:

Could it be that the people (meaning teachers and educational bureaucrats) that are victims of this sort of thing are the same people that support so-called "socially progressive" causes, including the feminist position that extolls the virtues of single motherhood and plays down the importance of father figures and men in general? Most teachers do have left-wing, socialist political views.

Anon 1217 contact the Captain and get your free "Behind the Housing Crash" or "Worthless," your choice.

Friday, July 06, 2012

Joe Soucheray Rips Mayor RT Rybak a New One

Most of you are unfamiliar with Minneapolis politics.  However, you don't have to be.

Liberal big city mayor blames murder of innocent 5 year old inner city youth on lack of gun control laws.

Conservative talk show host lights him up like a B-24 over Berlin.

It will make you smile.

Correct

I just would say they use a religion ("socialism" "green" "global warming" "Islam" "Chrisianity" "any religion") to rationalize and legitimize taking the wealth, and thus by default, enslaving other people.

That is human nature.  And our forefathers (in America) fought against it.

Good thing we villainized them and all that icky, yucky, gross, oppressive freedom they tried to give us.

Bush is Now in the Lead

If I recall my numbers correctly, this officially puts GW in the lead over Obama when it came to jobs during his first time.

I now await the media to claim this IS the worst economy in 50 years.

Waiting, waiting...still waiting.

Oh, wait, let me guess. We've changed the definition or "success" from economic to some amporphous unicorns and hippie definition so we can keep on rationalizing taking other people's money.

Thursday, July 05, 2012

Dear Mexican Restaurants

When I ask for "Tabasco Sauce" I want Tabasco Sauce.

I don't want those cheap knock offs you have sitting on the table.  "Tapatio," "Chipolte" or that damn sauce that has about as much kick as a quadriplegic slug - "Chalupa."

I want the spicy, hot, vinegar fuming TABASCO.  I want no girls to want to kiss me for the next month.  I want to sweat while I'm eating.  I don't want your "in house sauce" that is about as hot as saw dust.

You're probably one of those parents who buy their kids the knock off brand of Lego's or some other cool toy because "it's the same thing."

NO IT'S NOT!

We want our freaking Tabasco sauce.

Thank you.

Sincerely,

The Entire Population of Earth

Wednesday, July 04, 2012

Recession Medicine

It wasn't until I uploaded this did I see the "black Face" advertisement.  However, I was originally intending to get the same comedy duo's skit from "Stormy Weather" found this one, and since it's essentially the same skit, I'm keeping it up here.  It irks me that we'd attach "black face" to something as clever and witty as this:

Tuesday, July 03, 2012

No S Sherlock

Heh, like you needed a study.

The Costs of Playerhood

Roosh in his book "Day Bang" explains arguably the key ingredient to being a player.  It isn't confidence.  It isn't working out or looks.  And it isn't money.

It's failure.

It's knowing that you are going to get shot down the majority of the time and to simply keep at it until you inevitably succeed.  Oh sure, there are some things you can do to "tighten up" your game (environment selection, practice, situational awareness, working out, clothing, etc), but even Roosh admits players at the top of their game will have a maximum close rate of around 40%. 

Now, the reason I bring this up is because (hubris and arrogance aside) I was a player.  And when I was a player, my friends would always ask, "how did I do it?"  I'm not particularly tall, I'm kind of skinny, when I was at the "top" of my game I least physically fit, and for the majority of my 20's I was making less than $30,000 per year.  But sure enough pretty much every hot girl that walked into the dance scene was mine.  If there was a social event,  I would be "that short skinny guy" who brought the "Russian ballet dancer" to the party (true story).  If I wanted to and had enough forewarning, I could pretty much guarantee myself a pretty girl for a date.  The irony is of course, that's what people saw from the outside.  The finished product.  The tall drink of water on my arm.  What they didn't see was the behind the scenes action of how sausage was made and thus thought it was all puppies, chocolates and unicorns.  They didn't realize there are genuine and severe costs to being a player, costs so great it makes you quit.

First, understand the time commitment involved.  Again I reference Day Bang (though I'm sure Roosh mentions this in all of his books), where Roosh, right up front addresses the amount of time you will have to commit in order to succeed.  He does not beat around the bush, likening being a player to a sport.  You NEED to practice, regularly, everyday, 3 hours a day to get good at it.  And he's right. 

Now, did I go out and treat it like a sport?  No, but I did get to the point of being able to remove any emotion from getting shot down.  And I did get to the point to not take any personal offense or umbrage when a girl shot me down.  It requires you give up a little bit of humanity and treat it like a genuine, real and passionless game.  You almost have to get to the level of ignoring the fact the girls are fellow humans and look at them more like hurdles or benchmarks to overcome.  I never achieved 40%, maybe at best 30%.  But for all the tall drinks of water I brought into a club or a party, there were at least 7 or 8 that shot me down.

Regardless, the point is not how you need to become dispassionate about it (though that helps), it's to point out some math.  To get shot down 7-8 times just to get one date means you got to spend at least 2 hours failing before you get that 15 minutes of success.  And that's a low estimate.  The average guy is more likely to spend at least 10 hours getting one date, the majority of that time will be spent being shot down.  Consequently, unless you can remove your soul a little bit from this process, it will start to affect your personality, ego and self-esteem.  Both of these (the time commitment and the constant assailing of your ego) are costs that often go unnoticed in the sausage-making process that is known as "playerhood."

Second, say you do succeed.  Again, to the outside observer, all they see is you punching above your weight with that tall drink of water on your arm.  "See" being the key verb here.  They don't TALK to the tall drink of water.  They don't LISTEN to the tall drink of water.  All they see is her physical beauty, 95% of the time is her best and only asset. 

Until a woman has a child, gets divorced, has to support herself or goes through some other life-trial or tribulation that builds character, you can expect an inverse relationship between the looks of a woman and her personality.  The old adage - intelligence, sanity and beauty, pick two - applies here.  Out of the 200+ women I have dated (not lying) there was a DIRECT and STRONG correlation between their beauty and their insanity or lack of intelligence.

The drop dead gorgeous blond that took all the oxygen out of the air at a hangar dance I went to?

2 DUI's, 1 year of "cosmetology school" and kicked out of her parents' home, on again off again collector of welfare.

The Russian ballet dancer?

Former mail order bride of an American sergeant who abused her while they had sex to the point she was hospitalized and was thusly thereafter afraid of sex.

The hot latina that I was going to impress with tickets to the opera? (I was young and stupid)

Wasn't ready until the doors to the opera were closed and we had to wait till intermission (I did not wait till intermission).

The professional trainer?

Talked 3 hours straight.  I LITERALLY got TWO SENTENCES IN.  What did she talk about?  Her ex-boyfriend THE ENTIRE TIME.

The hot ex-girlfriend of a Minnesota Viking whose parents were also billionaires with direct family ties to the Kuomintang party of Taiwan?

Threatened suicide when I didn't buy her a soda at a gas station in St. Louis Park.

Now, I could go on (and on, and on, and on), but you get the point.  You just see some guy driving a Ferrari down the street and envy him. YOu don't see the drama and psychological BS the poor guy has to pay maintaining such a high-maintenance vehicle.

Third, speaking of costs, you still have to spend money.  This can be controlled or limited to a certain extent, but if you want to be a player you at minimum have to GO OUT.  That includes (on the very cheap end) gas to a coffee shop and at minimum $5 for coffee.  On the average end, $10 in gas, $20 in drinks for yourself, maybe even $5 in covers.  AND YOU HAVEN'T EVEN GONE OUT YET.  This is just to get into the game and start wooing potential candidates for a future date.  The dates themselves (if you follow Leykis 101) should not cost more than $40, but heck, that's what you drop on them.  That again doesn't consider ancillary expenses, let alone your time.  You prorate your time at $20 an hour, with $20 in gas and $20 on actual expenditures on your date, you're looking at total costs of at least $100 each date.  Figure a low-end player gets 4 girls a month, 48 girls a year, that's $4,800 a year ON VERY CHEAP DATES, the real figure is certainly higher. 

Now you throw all these together and what do you have?

An already impoverished 20 something blowing AT LEAST $5,000 a year on dates, not to mention committing an amount of his finite time that is equivalent to a part time job ONLY to get shot down the majority of the time and SHOULD HE SUCCEED, it is a 95% guarantee the dates will be pure psychological torture.

Now, you do that for 10 years and (not to be crass) I don't care how long the legs are, how nice the boobs are, or how great the sex is (usually pretty bad), there IS going to be a burn out rate.  I personally don't know how the likes of Roosh, Roissy, etc. do it.  In the end other aspects of life start to appeal to you. 

A quiet night on your own listening to Johnny Coltrane, playing video games, hell, even reading a book is better.  You discover working on motorcycles proves more enjoyable than dating Bambi the Drama Queen.  You discover studying a foreign language proves more intellectually rewarding than suffering another outting with Monique the Sociology Major-Turned Realtor.  You discover hanging out with your buds having a cigar will provide better life-long memories than suffering another ignorant-laced conversation about politics with Lilly the "I'm a Progressive Feminist" Liberal.

The point is, playerism and playerhood is all great and wonderful.  But there's nothing wrong with you if you decide to give it up and opt for more of a MGTOW type lifestyle.  The reason being is it's your life, not theirs.  You don't have to spend your precious few moments on this planet suffering the drama and psychoses of tall drinks of floosy.

Monday, July 02, 2012

"Run Bambi, Run!"

People who remember the 70's will get the cultural reference.

I am laughing because they killed the goose that laid the golden egg.  Of course, leave it to the media to portray the wife as the victim (poor lady, only got a million dollar lake front property and $2000 a month in rental income) who was greedy enough to go back for more.

Call it capital flight, call it going Galt, going ghost, call it whatever you want, the goose that laid the golden egg is dead.  And you killed it.

VIP Room for Ladies Night

Huge heaps o' scorn was heaped upon me for failing to include Susan Walsh and Haley's Halo in the Ladies' Night Linkage at the Cappy Club.

Little did you all know THEY had VIP reservations with the Cappy Club and just showed up fashionably late.

The Father Could Not Be Reached for Comment

Wow, lost a real winner there!  How will society move on without this idiot?

Obama Ain't Reagan

Another reader-suggested metric to use, and arguably better than my own - employment to population ratio - ie - the percent of the population that is working (indexed to when the presidents were inargurated).  Again, Reagan was able to get the country back to it's original level.  Obama is still hovering at the lows.  And despite what Obama's supporters contend America wants (a government check), most people want jobs.

Unemployment Race

The political "scientists" (read, morons who couldn't do long division) like to point out that Reagan while rounding about his first term had horrible polls, and thus use this as conclusive proof that Obama will get re-elected.  That of course assumes Obama would have the same track record as Reagan in terms of not just lowering unemployment, but as quickly as Reagan did (which he hasn't).

And don't get me started about youth unemployment and how they're abandoning this socialist, elitist Harvard preppy in droves.

Sunday, July 01, 2012

Ladies Night at the Captain's Club

This is going to be sloppy.  Just got back from a weekend trip of riding a motorcycle through the Black Hills and NOT contributing to GDP.

if I miss any of the ladies it is not out of animosity or indifference or forgetfulness.  Just uhhh...bachelor like...ummm.."failings" (yeah, yeah, that's the ticket!).  

Oh SNAP!

Well SURE!  If you think the media is there to report factual news and get to the truth, well then, yeah, of course you're going to be upset you moron.  But everybody knows THAT'S not what they're there for!  (moron comment obviously not intended).

I have a post in the making called, "Are we going to have to repeat this stupidity 30 years from now again because a new generation of self-entitled spoiled brats didn't suffer their Volcker Recession?"  Clarissa just opines about the Republicans failing to deliver the necessary fiscal reforms without worrying about the religious right.

I don't care about Obamacare or the SCOTUS because it's out of my control.  Here is some analysis.

When HR and political correctness took over the forest service.

Because Putin is not a pansy.

But math and personal financial management is tough.  Wont' my future husband take care of me?

Wish her a happy 24th birthday.

So sorry, no new weather records broken for you to claim it's global warming...or change...or (what's the next word they'll develop so they have no requirement to explain themselves?)