Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Hope, Change and a Tanking 401k

You mean socialism and communism are BAD for stock prices?

Ever since Barack Obama was elected, stocks have lost over 10% in just 5 days, proving once again my complex analysis of Barack Obama's economic plan was correct.

Aren't free markets a bitch?


Anonymous said...

Aren't free markets a bitch?

Man, I love that bitch!

Though I'm not quite sure if the stock market is really tanking because of socialism. Remember that most people from Wall Street wanted Obama to win. Well, that shouldn't come as a surprise, since we have already seen how capable of understanding economics the financial guys are...

Hot Sam said...

Don't underestimate the possibility that this is all part of his evil plan. By destroying all capital wealth, he can rebuild according to his liking and make Americans perpetually dependent on social security for sustenance in retirement. He will then have to raise taxes on all workers in order to 'save the system.'

Matt said...

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.

-Winston Churchill