I will give the winner of this competition a copy of Worthless...unless you don't want "Worthless"...in which case I'll buy you whatever you want on Amazon as long as it's under $13.
Link this article to feminism.
You will be judged on thoroughness, CLARITY, logic...and all the other things American women hate (YUK YUK YUK) just kidding. But you will be judged on those things.
The competition starts NOW!