Whiskey. When I drink whiskey I get probably more confused than when consuming any other drink. Just like I don't understand why academians are against Israel. Are they deemed too militant? They just hate the Western world, of which Israel is part of? Or is it just something to protest against and avoid a real job?
Vodka. I drink vodka to gain clarity and avoid a hangover. Even though they linked to me, the reason I'm putting this up here is Roberto did some excellent research as to the return on investment for a law degree. Anybody contemplating law should have a belt of vodka and read this.
Tequila. Nothing good ever comes from drinking tequila. Just like reading the NYT.
Rumpleminze. It's so good you forget about your problems. Matter of fact, you forget to do a lot of things. Like honoring that date you promised that girl. Don't worry, flaking out only increases your chances with girls. So make sure to drink some Rumpie beforehand.
Red Wine. No good deed goes unpunished, and though, you think drinking red wine is good for your healthy, it will leave you with a NASTY headache. Just like trying to undelude people who are brainwashed AND FOR THEIR BENEFIT. Don't drink red wine, just bang your head against the wall and save yourself a couple bucks.