Nose hair trimmers are life savers. You will rarely have a better ROI on an investment than nose hair trimmers. Oh you laugh, but instead of yanking out your nose hairs while you drive on the highway, just go and drop the $14 on a set of nose hair trimmers! Your nose will thank you.
And while you're at it, why not do all your Sunday afternoon online shopping through Cappy's Amazon Affiliate program. The ole Captain gets a 7% commission and you don't pay anything more! It's a way to help the Captain pay for hosting costs and other operational expenses associated with being an online media mogul.
AND LADIES!...all six of you...look at what the Captain's lovely girlfriend bought through Amazon! Yes, for you traditional women out there who don't hate their husbands, and want to make them happy, buy all the happy stuff that makes life fun through Cappy's online Amazon Affiliate program!