First, you have to spray for "little girls." If you don't spray your motorcycle for "little girls" it can become infected like mine here. I'm usually much more professional, but I was in a rush and sure enough, mine got infected and it took more time out of my day to dislodge her with bleach and turpentine than had I sprayed. Just a pointer for you beginner motorcycle riders.
If you're motorcycle gets infected by "little girls," you will have to have your coffee in a Cinderella cup as you wait for your laundry to get done.
You will also be forced to have your motorcycle jacket "improved" with stickers.
Once your clear your motorcycle of the infection you can now enjoy the country side of Texas:
And after 8 long hours of driving they will built an old Spanish-Western type hotel in your honor:
And that is Texas so far.