The intro is long, but download this and get to the first caller. You just can't make it up.
The first caller comes in around the 10 minute mark. The sheer SCREECHING in the background should make you run to your local urologist and get a vasectomy. It should also make you laugh as the woman tries to rationalize why she had a kid and the nervous laughter gives her true feelings away.
I'm pouring a martini and enjoying the silence.