More valuable than an MBA!
More powerful than a CFA!
Able to out-earn highly qualified CPA's in a single bound!
It's GRAY HAIR MAN!
Yes, GRAY HAIR MAN can command a higher salary simply because he has gray hair! Younger, equally observant and intelligent men stand no chance against him, for employers, people, ladies and more are drawn to the intelligent-rays of grayness!
You want people to listen to you? You need gray hair!
Just kidding, the author makes an outstanding point (with charty-goodness), that I've made before. Will have to add him to the blog roll.
Just wish I had a masterful peppered mane of hair like he did so people would listen to me and pay me oodles of money.