Tuesday, April 24, 2012

The Captain's Scary Bedtime Story!

I remember as a kid watching Poltergeist and not being able to sleep for about ohhhhhh....7 months.

Scared the living hell out of me.

Since then, about 30 years has passed and I was OK going back to bed without my blue Cookie Monster doll who served as a security blanket.

Until I saw this.

My mom has reliably informed me she threw out my Cookie Monster doll and I am going to have to go to bed on my own and deal with the ungodly nightmares that will no doubt ensue.


Country Lawyer said...

There are better things to take to bed with you for comfort than cookie monsters

Izanpo said...

Don't feel bad, Cappy. Poltergeist was (and still is) a very scary movie.

You know what makes it scary? That little midget broad whispering in the dark....stuff like, "these people are not a part of consciousness as we know it"

Anonymous said...

Sweet chocolate Christ in a birch bark canoe, what the HELL is that!?

Captain Capitalism said...

Country Lawyer, whatever are you talking about?

heresolong said...

For me it was Carrie (the original).