A dark, but still funny saying is
"When it comes to women you can have
It's funny (to quote Faud from Family Guy) "because it's true."
But while that may be the question men get to face when potentially courting a woman, women also get to ask themselves a question:
It just popped into my head, but I realized I liked it more in that in selecting any 2 mutually excludes the third.
Sorry ladies, just isn't enough time in the day to "have it all." But don't listen to me.