Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Eye Candy and Underpants Gnomes

The Underpants Gnomes, if you don't know them is well...here look for yourself:

Obvious it doesn't make sense, which is why South Park is the funniest cartoon ever.

However, something very similar to the UNderpants Gnomes' profit strategy occurs with men.  Specifically, eye candy.  Why do hot attractive women trigger men to spend money?  Ergo, with the help of a kind reader we will test the Eye Candy/Underpants Gnomes profit strategy.

Stage 1 - Desire money to purchase new high quality microphone for podcast

Stage 2 -

Stage 3 - Profit off of increased sales to men of Enjoy the Decline and Amazon sales.

I am, however, reliably informed that if young Amy's pics do help with sales she is not necessarily against providing new ones.


dannyfrom504 said...

Amy's a good egg. just ordered my copy today. i need to learn how to link the bloggers that have written books straight to amazon.

Unknown said...

They don't call him Captain Capitalism for nothing, folks.

heresolong said...

Any chance of an audio only podcast feed through a blog link so that we can listen in the car? I know, I'm sounding like a broken record, but I really want it.

PS Amy, you are too beautiful to be selling yourself. The Captain should be ashamed of taking advantage. :)

Anonymous said...

You'll love this:


In response to 'eat the rich'.

Anonymous said...

Cappy, I'm leaving you this link because I think you can write about it better than I. I can only show it and drink.


This isn't a decline it's a headlong rush to the abyss.

earl said...

Why do they?

Who the hell cares!

Take The Red Pill said...

"...Why do hot attractive women trigger men to spend money?..."

This is a rhetorical question, yes?

Anonymous said...

I was told the book is in the picture, but I can't find it. :D

Anonymous said...

I guess from Life of Brian, "Blessed are the Big-Noses."