Wednesday, April 10, 2013

How to Legally Exact Your Toll of Revenge on the Left

The last chapter in my book "Enjoy the Decline" is titled "Revenge" and if there's a reason for you to buy the book, that chapter is it.  The reason why is that any Real American, any real independent individual who loves freedom and liberty is in a rather helpless position.  Since this (the United States and western civilization in general) is a democracy/republic we get a government forced on us by the majority, no matter how ignorant, no matter how stupid, and no matter how short-sighted.  And unless you're willing to resort to violence, tyranny, criminal, and other anti-democratic actions there is nothing you can do but sit and watch the left destroy the greatest thing that has ever happened to humankind. 

However, that is what the "Revenge" chapter in my book is about.  How exactly does one person get their revenge on the people who destroyed their lives, their country and their futures and not land in jail?  There are ways (ways you will have to read the book to find out), but one of them, after further contemplation, I realized was arguably the KEY way to get your revenge and deserves a more thorough flushing out.

Specifically, sex.

Before I go further let me state after thinking this through I am being deadly serious.  This is not hyperbole, this is not rhetoric, this is not for shock value.  This is what my logic, thought and contemplation (free of the restrictions of politically correct thought) has concluded.  And if you follow me through you may not agree with what I'm saying, but you'll at least understand and see some reason in it.

First, ask yourself what is the most important thing in life.  I've addressed this before and without a doubt it is other human beings.  I use the analogy of having the most advanced XBox 360, huge TV, etc. etc.  No matter how advanced, that video game is still finite.  It is still limited.  A human being, however, is not.  It is dynamic, it is sentient.  It is the most advanced, complex entity in the known universe and that is what makes another human more interesting and engaging than anything else.

Second, who are the most important humans in your life?  Children of course if you have them.  But without a spouse you (in theory) can't have them or at least have a decent and well-grounded family.  Therefore it is your life partner, the love of your life that is the most important thing in anyone's life.

Third, what is the greatest enjoyment you receive from your significant other?  Companionship, intellectual conversation, yes, these things are definitely very valuable, certainly mandatory requirements, but what sets apart the love of your life from just regular ole friends you have (who you also have compansionship and intellectual conversation with) is sex.

Fourth, what makes sex enjoyable?  The answer is simple if you ignore political correctness.  Physical attraction.  You need to be physically attracted to your partner, just as your partner has to be physically attracted to you.  And the more physically attractive each person is the better the sex is.  And the better the sex is the better a VERY important, if not MOST important aspect of your biological life is.

And it is here where you will exact your toll of revenge on the left.

Understand the left, typically, though not always, are uglier than those of us on the right.  This is not up for debate.  All one has to do is play the game I do while driving:

"How Ugly is the Person With the Liberal Bumper Sticker?"

If you don't believe me try playing the game yourself.  Any time you see a car with a leftist bumper sticker catch up to it and peer inside to see how "attractive" the occupant is.

You'll note two things:

1.  They are usually pretty ugly, certainly homely.
2.  They are never smiling.

The reason why leftists tend to be uglier is the same reason they are leftists - a deep-seeded fear and hatred of effort and competition.  ie- they are lazy.

To be physically attractive, just like a career or anything else worth doing in life, takes effort.  You need to work out, you need to run, you need to eat right, you need to dress right, and above all else, you need to have self-control and discipline.  You also have to be selfless to a certain extent, considering the preferences and tastes of others in order to prove appealing and attractive to them.  You may not like the maintenance required in having long hair, but you're not having long hair for you, you're having long hair for him.  You may not like lifting heavy blocks of metal repetitively as your brain atrophies, but you're not doing it for you, you're doing it for her.  In short you have to have a personal philosophy that is opposite of most leftists - hard work and altruism with your own resources.

Since these traits of effort, rigor, discipline, hard work, genuine selflessness and responsibility are antithetical to leftism, practitioners of leftism suffer the consequences.  Lower incomes, poorer degrees, poorer employment prospects, lower standards of living, etc.  However, just like every other aspect of their lives, they also suffer in the looks department, and consequently suffer a lower physical quality and caliber in their lovers.  And since the value and importance of sex is so high, they also suffer in this very key aspect of their lives.

Now while it may seem sophomoric and childish to say,

"Nanny nanny boo boo!  Your sex life sucks!  Ours rules!  We have a better life!"

and to suggest hotter people having better sex exacts a heavy toll of revenge on leftists, permit me some additional evidence that shows you, yes it really is that simple and YES, being hotter and having better sex REALLY IS a huge toll of revenge.  Namely, the great lengths leftists go to deny reality.

If you look at the left, their entire effective (not conscious) philosophy is to do as little work as possible and live off of other people as much as possible.  As a consequence to this laziness, they have to CONSTANTLY come up with new and innovative ways to rationalize taking other people's money and other people's success.  I even argue that it is a leftist's primary job to rationalize the theft of others production for without them, they would die.  Therefore you have the formations of "ists" and "victim classes" and the "rich doesn't pay their fair share" etc. etc.  Whatever the rationalization, none are based in the real world for the simple fact they can't be.  There is no rational, intellectually-honest or real-world-based argument for parasitism simply because parasitism is not viable.   Ergo the left has to constantly rationalize away reality to legitimize their existence.

However, while we normally focus on the left's herculean efforts to rationalize the confiscation of others' wealth, we do not pay as much attention to the equally-impressive intellectual acrobatics they perform to rationalize their non-real world reality in other aspects of their lives.  Specifically social, romantic and sexual.

All one has to do is look at the great and (literally) insane lengths feminism goes to destroy basic, simple facts about the sexes.
  • Men liking long legs, big boobs, long hair and tight asses (as they always have since the dawn of time and are genetically wired to) is misogynist, bigoted, and shallow.
  • Gender, despite obvious physical proof, is socially determined, not physically.
  • Women should NOT want to have children or stay at home.  They should be men...just as long as it doesn't require math or STEM classes....and it's SEXISM that explains the wage gap, not a lack of female engineering majors.
  • Women should not want to be beautiful for that is conforming to the patriarchy
and could there be a better example of denying reality than....
  • the fat acceptance movement?
The question is if sex and beauty are not so important, then why do feminists (and leftists in general) go out of their way to belittle, berate, and destroy what society over the eons have determined to be beautiful?  What do they care if a man is attracted to a big boobed blond?  What do they care if a woman is skinny?  Why is nearly 90% of feminist/women's studies focused on sex and sexuality?  And furthermore, why are they so vehement, outright emotionally enraged if you disagree with them and dare to say you like big boobs?

The answer is because they DO care about it.  They are merely coming up with rationalizations and reasonings because they are too weak to accept reality.  It's harder for them to psychologically accept and commit themselves to a life where they have to hit the treadmill (effort) and answer to others (selflessness) in society than one where they lie to themselves with malarkey like "fat acceptance" and other feminist claptrap excusing them to sit on their asses, work faux affirmative action jobs, commiserate with other equally physically revolting individuals, and never enjoy a great sex life.

In short, try as the left might to deny economic reality, social reality and sexual reality, they are living in a delusional world.  And no matter how much rhetoric they spew, deep down inside they know they are living a lie (as evidenced by their emotional reaction to any criticism) and cannot deny their basic sexual nature and desires.

It is here, however, where you can extract your revenge.

While their fear of a life of toil, effort, rigor, work, competition, risk and achievement paralyzes them from enjoying life, you and every other conservative, libertarian, and Real American owe it to yourselves to ENJOY LIFE TO ITS MAXIMUM.  Go out, try, fail, try again, fail again, try again, succeed, excel, dominate, enjoy, progress, and evolve.  Become an interesting person with interesting hobbies and live a unique life they will never live because they're too busy conforming drinking organic coffee with their Apple laptop and skinny jeans.  But beyond that, the single largest bit of revenge you can extract from the left is by simply playing on their basic carnal darwinistic sexual desires.

Stay in shape and have a hot wife/husband.

Look sharp in public to the point you turn people's heads.

Spank your girlfriend's tight little ass in public announcing to any leftists in view

"I'm going to hit that later tonight and you aren't and never will."

Rub it in their faces every day with achieving great things, the most piercing of which is having a physically attractive partner, the likes of which they never will enjoy.

That is how you exact your toll of revenge on the left.

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Badboy Recovered said...

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coolstud said...

Great post captain, its so funny seeing leftists going crazy. Some chick asked me why Iam single and Ive told her "there lots of girls and women but not a lot of ladies."

I want a female who attractive, friendly, very feminine, smart, full of common sense, loves men and wants to please them. how many of them are around these days that are young, not crazy and anti-male.

coolstud said...

She got the nerve to ask What woman I want ever if I have unlimited choice. I told her simply Kimberly Guilfoyle. She maybe on her mid 40's, divorced twice and has a little kid as a single mom but ill take her than those crazy bitches these days.

Anonymous said...

Another great post Cap'n. Mark this for inclusion in the 2nd volume of your Best of Cappy Cap series. I sure enjoyed volume 1.

Anonymous said...

Excellent post! Mark this for inclusion in volume 2 of your "Best of" series.

There will be a volume 2, right? Maybe in a year or two?

Anonymous said...

I've also been dropping out of charity organizations where men are the work horses and women are the public face and get all the credit.
Ever hear women complain that charity organizations are mostly women? Yeah, because oddly enough most men want at least some credit for their hard work and sweat.
The women complaining just don't like not being able to delegate hard work to men!

Penrose said...

Aaron you look like Nathan Fillion from Firefly.

'Reality' Doug said...

For some reason, I think homage to the Southern Poverty Law Center documented Roosh hate fucks deserve special consideration. You can't unbreak a plate or unharden a carousel queen.

White Knight Leo #0368 said...

I enjoyed this post, Captain, but I have one complaint.
It isn't altruism to want to look good to attract a woman, because you aren't trying to look good FOR her. You are trying to look good because YOU want HER to want YOU, and so you try to make yourself attractive according to her preferences.
It's like saying a business is being altruist by packaging their product in a way that is attractive to customers. It's no such thing: its enlightened self-interest.

Anonymous said...

How do you explain that some of the most Republican (though not necessarily your brand of conservative) states such as Alabama, Mississippi and Arkansas have extremely high obesity rates?

Your hypothesis about liberal/conservative views on looks is interesting, but there is strong evidence against your position - in fact completely contradictory to your position.

Captain Capitalism said...

Anon 704,

You're right about the south being more republican (and obese) but that could be due to a sociological phenomenon relegated to the south. Not considering the south, the rule (wherever I've played "the game" ) has held consistent pretty much every other place I've driven in the country. It may even hold true down there though you may have to adjust for how "hot" people are in the south.


Anonymous said...

So are women who are not-so-endowed lazy for not getting boob jobs?

Anonymous said...

"Living well is the best revenge."

Pete Brewster said...

No, captain. Even a leftist with a reasonably silver tongue or in a position of power can get himself laid now and again. Worst case he can rent one.

The best revenge one can have on the left is to live well in your old age most of all, surrounded by a loving (and still handsome) wife, sons reared properly and prospering in honest trades, and daughters in good marriages, able and willing to care for their father in his old age. When at last one's time comes, one should be mourned by family and many friends, and fondly remembered by them all.

Most importantly, one should easily outlive all but a few of the left. The demise of your typical leftist and feminist, of course, will only be discovered, if at all, several weeks after the fact when the rent checks start to bounce, neighbours start complaining about the stench from the bachelor apartment down the hall or the occupant stops collecting the mail at the neglected bungalow or trailer. The body, discovered hanging from the ceiling or in a bathtub full of tepid water and blood, surrounded by vodka bottles and dead cats, will sit uncollected in the morgue until it's taken to the mass grave, because the leftist and feminist long ago alienated or drove away anybody who could ever have been bothered to collect their remains, never mind shed a tear.

I don't doubt leftists and feminists will find a way to steal enough money to finance their "disability" checks so they can get on with drinking themselves to death, alone and almost forgotten, except possibly by ex-husbands, ex-wives and unfortunate underlings who wish they could forget. Family and real friends? Nobody can rob you of that---except yourself.

John Rambo said...

Great post, man.

Or instead of marriage, you can get in shape, look buff and sharp, and pick up hot women.

Feminists are almost always ugly bitches.

Nothing better to rub it in their stupid fucking faces than going around banging super hot women. And I mean 8s, 9s, and even 10s.

Most feminists are 4 or below on the sexual attractiveness scale.

Their arrogance, of wanting to create artificial equality, is what fuels our spite towards them. If they would just be humble and admit that they are inferior, that would be one thing. But as long as they wage their war to create artificial equality, we must continue our war against them, and spite them.

Anonymous said...

This is by far the best post I have read from you Captain. An excellent analysis of the Left!

Stefan said...

Spank her ass. For freedom.

Unknown said...

"You're right about the south being more republican (and obese) but that could be due to a sociological phenomenon relegated to the south. Not considering the south, the rule (wherever I've played "the game" ) has held consistent pretty much every other place I've driven in the country. It may even hold true down there though you may have to adjust for how "hot" people are in the south."

Part of that must have been because of a thing called party realignment. I think the last major one was back in the 1960s and 70s after Barry Goldwater lost the election. The North used to be pretty Republican if you look at the history.

Anonymous said...

There was no such thing as "party realignment". The Democrats are the same progressive, utopian, racist nutbags that they always were. The difference is that, once the Republicans slapped down all of their attempts at things like slavery, Jim Crow, and other forms of segregation, the Democrats realized their only chance at success was to quit fighting the minorities and start USING them.

Ever since, the Democrats have marched toward totalitarianism by securing the vote of minorities and soft-headed white people through free-shit giveaways. Black Americans, for example, were more socially and fiscally conservative than white people all the way up until the 1960s, when LBJ (democrat) pushed the "Great Society" (aka modern welfare state) and targeted blacks specifically in order to secure their vote. The welfare state DESTROYED the black community, degrading them to the point where they are today (rampant bastardy, joblessness, crime, etc.).

Meanwhile, Republicans are "racist" for suggesting that maybe kids should be born to married parents, people should work for a living, and the government should stop stealing money from workers to give to slackers.

You really want to get revenge on the leftists? Let them have everything they want. Vote for every left-wing nutbag there is. Support the welfare state completely. Then quit working and sign up for your share. When the country collapses, the soft-bellied, dumbed-down, cowards on the left will die quickly, all the while crying for the government to come and take care of them.

Anonymous said...

The larger, though certainly related, point is to be very conscious about where your money, time, and attention go. Don't help or support anyone who supports the demonic ideas we are against. And if you're not sure, default on not helping.

They want government as mommy, daddy, husband, and mentor, so let them experience the consequences.

Unknown said...

Great post, and great comments. 1st time visitor here. I agree with the gist of what you said about living life fully and joyfully is the best revenge. I would take it a step further and say the result of that excellent sex life is to have children. The left see's children as a punishment if they didn't "plan" it and at best a commodity to gain control and money for the system. Have children...lots of them....Libs as a general rule do not have kids...if they do it is 1.2. Duplicate good people.

Anonymous said...

"Second, who are the most important humans in your life? Children of course if you have them."

LOL, go tell that to my father, apparently he didn't catch that notion.

Anonymous said...

Saw a car with an Obama sticker today...the driver was a well-endowed woman in a halter top. Yeah, I'd definitely call her hot!

The Sage said...

>and could there be a better example of denying reality than....
> the fat acceptance movement?

Peter Paul Rubens would like a quick word. As would the guy who made the Venus of Willendorf.

When even Marilyn Monroe would be considered too chunky to succeed compared with the Belsen victim look that is being pushed as an ideal of beauty these days, you can tell that there is an element of fashion rather than hard-wiring involved on that spectrum.

If you want to be conspiratorially minded, you could even argue that the way that models these days have the physique of 12 year old boys is a way of sliding the NAMBLA agenda into popular acceptance.

Sigivald said...

Any time you see a car with a leftist bumper sticker catch up to it and peer inside to see how "attractive" the occupant is.

Might be true in places where they're a minority.

Around here in Portland they're a significant majority, and thus there's an excellent chance the driver will (filtering down to the female half that I pay attention to in this regard) be quite physically attractive and quite possibly smiling and happy.

It's only when they're a minority that the displays on cars equate to being bitter and sad, I think - when they're in the local majority they're less sad about how everything doesn't go their way.

(Also, when they're the majority, you get more 'just don't know any better yet' members and thus attractiveness should revert to the mean.)

sunshinemary said...

Hi Captain - I wrote a post at my own blog based on this post of yours. However, here is the gist of it:
I say YES to every word of this, and I will add a few thoughts. Betty Friedan and Gloria Steinem had miserable childhoods and grew up to be maladjusted women. Betty describes her own marriage as miserable and “abusive”; even her fellow feminists described her as an abrasive and bad-tempered.

These women’s experiences are outside the norm, yet their discontent has shaped a movement that has completely reorganized our society. And all you have to do is look at the 1970s feminists to see how incredibly unattractive most of them were. Second wave feminism was essentially a movement started by a small group of unusually unattractive and mentally unstable women; their legacy has created an entire generation of women who seek to make themselves uglier rather than lovelier. Feminism is a manifestation of self-loathing; feminists are unhappy, poorly adjusted women – why let them influence our society so profoundly?

Their influence hasn’t just spread to women who self-identify as feminists, nor is it contained only to the realm of looks. Women’s attitudes and behavior have become uglier. Once girls were taught to be sweet, kind, demure, quiet, gentle, and pleasant. These are now seen not as virtues but as manifestations of oppression. Feminists have mistakenly concluded that men must possess the opposite of the feminine virtues, therefore men must be harsh, rude, loud, aggressive, nasty, and foul-mouthed, and therefore women who want power over men must become these things. It’s a lie of course, but that hasn’t stopped women in general from becoming progressively crasser and more ill-mannered.

None of us can help the genetic hand we draw; some of us will be prettier and some of us will be more homely. However, within in the limits of our genetics, there is a lot a woman can do to make herself look lovely and to behave in a way that men find charming rather than repugnant.

The rest of the post is here:

Cail Corishev said...

The left's hatred for objective beauty (not just in women but also in art) is a symptom of a wider condition. Beauty is Good, and they hate everything that is Good.

sestamibi said...

@Pete Brewster

You mean like this?

Emma said...

Not a bad idea. Best revenge is to live well. However, I can't call those efforts "genuine altruism". Genuine altruism is what leftists want you to do for those who have "less priviledge" than you, to give up your stuff. I've had the experience of doing both, and self-improvement feels very, very self-centered (but in a good way).