Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Dr. Kirk J. Schneider's Psikhushka

First read this (if you haven't already)

Ok, now you can continue.

 An Economist diagnoses Dr. Kirk J. Schneider-and other faux psychologists threatening our world. In “Liberal Talentless Academian Hacks Who Use Psychology to Criminalize People They Politically Disagree With,” Aaron Clarey, SAEG., calls for a new and deeper psychological understanding of the potential threat of biased psychologists who like the Soviets, use trumped up, fabricated mental diseases to lay the groundwork to institutionalize political enemies.

It’s easy for people with real jobs to snicker at the fake psychological profession and nefariousness of the likes of Dr. Kirk J. Schneider, but economist Aaron Clarey says that we dismiss or diminish groups like this at our own peril. Clarey, the author of "WORTHLESS,"  "BACHELOR PAD ECONOMICS" and other books that don't suck like academian pablum, has done an exhaustive study of worthless humanities types throughout history and he says it’s time for us to look more seriously at what he calls “unchallenged, unchecked, elitist academians.” In “I DON'T LIKE MATH, WHERE'S MY GOVERNMENT JOB,” Aaron Clarey, SAEG., calls for a new and deeper psychological understanding of our greatest political and social threats and the political operatives posing as legitimate psychologists who drive them.

You can see a blatant disregard for personal and economic freedom, as well as an obvious leftist bias at work in virtually all of academia from Nazi Germany to Maoist China to our very own Democratic Party. In fact, it is the pervasive malady of the Hippie Generation,” says Clarey.

How does the Kirk J. Scheider fit in? Many people don't want to work hard in life and so they choose and easy major. They tend to be from well to do families who can afford to bail their children out from worthless degrees. They often end up in the most productionless sectors of the economy - government, non-profits and academia clamoring for other people's money. They resent anybody who works hard, achieves excellence and reminds them of their own mediocrity. And it’s not just envy and insecurity that drives them. It’s also the ego that leads them to a "crusaderist" mentality and their desire to foist their political opinions on other people's lives. “I think many in this movement are embittered over the freedom and happiness of others. They look at the amazing track record of capitalism and the US, which just doesn't jibe with their socialist ideology, and they feel the need to criminalize individualism, freedom, private property in anyway possible, even if it means throwing in normal everyday Americans with Nazi's and Communists,” says Clarey.

Although you won’t find “polarized mind” in any official diagnostic manual, for Clarey it’s crucial that the psychological community wake the fuck up and start screening its ranks to ensure the profession isn't abused by tyrants as a political weapon. “When we think of mental illness, we think genuine victims of mental illness that need help, not a political group expressing their 1st Amendment Rights,” says Clarey.  Look, for example, at some of the traits of narcissistic personality disorder or psychopathy: A callous disregard for the feelings of others, the reckless disregard for the safety of others, a sense of entitlement, arrogance, a grandiose sense of self-importance. These traits are readily seen in academia, the liberal arts, the humanities, and professors that screw their students over for tuition populate the field.

No one can or should deny the veracity of therapy and psychological help, but to overlook or dismiss the potential threat Kirk J. Schneider is obviously telepathing, one that would associate political-dissent and free-speech with a psychological condition, is the most surefire way of bringing Psikhushkas here to the US,” says Clarey.  "Recognizing and exposing this vile and thinly-veiled evil when we see it is the first step."


Kristophr said...

The proper term for this Psychiatrist's form of malpractice is a "medical ethics boundary violation".

He can have his medical license yanked for this, I suggest some one in his home state file a complaint with the state medical ethics board.

Unknown said...

He's right about the polarized mind seeing only all bad and all good but it's leftists who have it.

Unknown said...

Great parody. Keep up the good work Captain!

Leif said...


Anonymous said...

This man is a psyCHOLOGist, not a psyCHIATRist.

A psychiatrist has to go through the rigors to get into medical school, which has a heavy beating of statistics, math, and ethics throughout their school years. The psychiatrist also has to go through 4 years of internship/residency with even more statistics, neuroreceptor analysis, and clinical work to even be licensed.

In other words, he is a medical doctor trained with the scientific method.

A psychologist is not as rigorous. There are more damaged people going into that degree than I care to imagine, not a small amount of them feminists. They earn an academic degree, a PhD, and tend to be focused more on one thing; the center of their thesis. Their statistics suck, and don't get into me about ethics violations. These are the ones that wreak havoc on the world.

Robert What? said...

Brilliant. You can obviously think and write circles around yet another hack, talentless, conformist, no imagination, academic drone. (Hmm... maybe that's not so big an accomplishment :) Of course a no imagination, talentless, conformist, academic drone is chief law enforcement officer of the US, so watch your step

Kristophr said...

He's a pretend non-MD shrink?

Never mind about the med board.

Psychology majors are about as worthless as underwater lesbian basketweaving.

Anonymous said...

I dunno Kristophr, I can see there being a value to or at least a market for underwater lesbian basketweaving porn.