Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Peter Gibbons is the New John Galt

Enjoy the Decline!


Anonymous said...

Caappy, for uninformed Brit; who is Peter Gibbons?

Elagabalus said...

So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.

Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

Peter Gibbons: Good point.

Lawrence: Well, what about you now? What would you do?

Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence: Well, yeah.

Peter Gibbons: Nothing.

Lawrence: Nothing, huh?

Peter Gibbons: I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing.

BadOPCode said...

We all should aspire to be as Peter Gibbons.
Remember: If one does as Peter Gibbons enough times, one becomes as Peter Gibbons is.

S.Lynn said...

He was in the movie "Office Space". Great flick. "I believe you have my stapler?"